Should sell fast

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

JL 500/1

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[pieper88 10+ year member]

Dude knows how to market his shiz

 

[sacsking916 5,000+ posts]

Will bang dem speakaz liek der iz gorrillaz in yo trunk dawg

wtf did he just say???? is that even english?

Also Ill throw in a pair of Audiobahn 12s in a sealed box if thats what it takes to get them moved (they make a pretty good coffee table and ill have to find a new one, but if thats the way its gotta be then I will. )

thats funny

 

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

Lol this is my ad, just gotta market to the dayton crowd, if you start throwing tech specs and rms ratings they get scared, if you gauge your stereo by gorillaz in the trunk and the amount of blocks that you can hear it from, they get drawn in. And for real, I have never played the subs, I just use them to put my feet on when browsing the webs.

 

[tipnitty 10+ year member]

I don't speak Ebonics, wtf did he say?

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

im trolling this guy so hard right now i wish he would get more pissed

 

[Shinju 10+ year member]

You have to many coherent words and sentances, also you have alot of words spelt correctly!

English to Ebonics Translator

PreTty cRunK condition, couple scratches/nick heea and der from normal use. Works fine, need it gone asap. Will bang dem speakaz liek der iz gorrillaz in yo trunk dawg. Also Ill throw in a pair of Audiobahn 12s in a sealed box if dats what it takes ta get them moved (they make a pretty crunk coffee table and ill gots ta find a new one, but if dats da way its gotta be then I will. )

No trades unless ya gots a D2 12inch sub dat will take 1500+RMS daily.

And again, dis thin will bang frum bout like 5 blocks away yo, relly makes dem speekaz bank, dem rappers wudnt rap bout it if it wuznt crunk ya feels me?

- aww yea foo.

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

he doesnt want to trade for my pyle subs and sony xplods:crying:

 

[skylineTT 10+ year member]

Lol this is my ad, just gotta market to the dayton crowd, if you start throwing tech specs and rms ratings they get scared, if you gauge your stereo by gorillaz in the trunk and the amount of blocks that you can hear it from, they get drawn in. And for real, I have never played the subs, I just use them to put my feet on when browsing the webs.

im trolling this guy so hard right now i wish he would get more pissed

he doesnt want to trade for my pyle subs and sony xplods:crying:

Lol

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

sorry nate i had to do it lulz

at first i put the number in wrong and the person was more pissed i was texting a personal number lol...nate was nice

 

[skylineTT 10+ year member]

hahahaha

 

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

I figured it was a legit buyer when I got the "good price" followed by a lowball haha.

 

[skylineTT 10+ year member]

ahh, he asked what the lowest you would go was? then lowballed?

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[nateberrier 10+ year member]

ahh, he asked what the lowest you would go was? then lowballed?
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No he says, wow thats a good price, does it work? and i say yeah i need to get rid of it then he follows up with would you take 140?

 

[skylineTT 10+ year member]

ahh i gotcha. haha the experienced lowballer will say something like,

"Hey man, whats the lowest you'll do on the sub?"

seller: "probably (5%off original price)"

"Alright, would you take (85% off of original price)?"