should i...

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

drink another one of these bacardi silver mojoto thingys?

i got a six pack for free today, i drank one and they are REALLY sweet, not good like a mojito at all... the neighborhood is really dead, the old lady with the nice tits isnt home, the guy down the street just had a kid and hasnt been home since... the hot chick on the end is home, but she never comes out...

so should i drink another one?

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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

go knock on the last chicks door.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

go knock on the last chicks door.

Exactly what i was going to say.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Oh and pics of her please.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

dont know her that well, and dont have any pics...

i have knocked on her door once, well, my frined did. and when she answered he just stood there, and luckily i was there to stop the akwardness...

when i got caught staring by my girlfriend, her initial reaction was to smack me on the arm, then when she turned to look at what i was staring at her jaw dropped and she stared too... then she apologized for hitting me. true story. this bidge is hot...

but she is out of the question, buhlieve me. otherwise, i wouldnt be here...

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Just go knock on her door say I got this mojito things and dont like them. Maybe you will get lucky and she will ask you to stay. Might as well try, worst case scenario is she takes them and closes the door. You don't like them so it isnt like you lost anything. The more you get to know her the better the chance you have.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

Just go knock on her door say I got this mojito things and dont like them. Maybe you will get lucky and she will ask you to stay. Might as well try, worst case scenario is she takes them and closes the door. You don't like them so it isnt like you lost anything. The more you get to know her the better the chance you have.

i know her well enough already to know she is wedged fairly tightly up her boyfriends ***...

like i said, if there was a snowballs chance in hell that i could be there now, or be tappin that ***, i would not be on here. matter of fact, i would probably never be on here...

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

i know her well enough already to know she is wedged fairly tightly up her boyfriends ***...
like i said, if there was a snowballs chance in hell that i could be there now, or be tappin that ***, i would not be on here. matter of fact, i would probably never be on here...

Then just drink the rest of them. You better get some pics of this chick or find her myspace. She sounds hawt.

 

[Idealrealist 10+ year member]

i know her well enough already to know she is wedged fairly tightly up her boyfriends ***...
like i said, if there was a snowballs chance in hell that i could be there now, or be tappin that ***, i would not be on here. matter of fact, i would probably never be on here...

Live in the ****** FTW?

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

once it warms back up and she starts coming out in her bikini again, ill go taking pics of the neighborhood with my nikon //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

she is soooooo hot... really nice and easy to get along with too. but as much as ive tried talking her into hanging out and partying, she never really leaves her back porch...

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif the closest i ever got to having a good way in was probably back when my dog was a REALLY young pup. her and her friends thought he was the cutest thing ever. and they all bent over to play with him //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/drool.gif.b5e863e893038027711d4402f340dad0.gif

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

Live in the ****** FTW?

i dont think i follow...

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

just walk up to her door, ring the doorbell and when she opens the door whip out the hoss sausage and yell DELIVERY!!!

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

just walk up to her door, ring the doorbell and when she opens the door whip out the hoss sausage and yell DELIVERY!!!

LOL

she is probably one of the few neighbors that has not yet seen my penis...

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

I say slip a roofie into one of those mojitos and take it over there.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

drink another one of these bacardi silver mojoto thingys?
i got a six pack for free today, i drank one and they are REALLY sweet, not good like a mojito at all... the neighborhood is really dead, the old lady with the nice tits isnt home, the guy down the street just had a kid and hasnt been home since... the hot chick on the end is home, but she never comes out...

so should i drink another one?

No, those things are gross!!! I gave them to teh womenz...

nG