Post a picture of your mom

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

Apparently, you just nark'd on me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

This is the part where I punch you in the mouth //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Only thing missing is a pearl necklace.

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[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

This is the part where I punch you in the mouth //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Do it if you're bad.

I'm waiting.

 

[big scott]

my mother is to hot for this forum.........

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

Do it if you're bad.
I'm waiting.

I'll do it when I come by tonight. I'll bring a pearl necklace for your mom too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

I'll do it when I come by tonight. I'll bring a pearl necklace for your mom too //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Do it

 

[big scott]

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Oh lawd, I'm not hungry for candy anymore //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/escape.gif.52b661afb17bde1db0e0c7da97e75b38.gif

 

[big scott]

LOL.......

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

shit shes the bomb.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

My childhood is ruined, thanks.

I used to eat candy-bracelets like that. They used to give them out as prizes for the Library's Summer reading program

 

[big scott]

yum....

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

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[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Ugly

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Ugly

Her head is like too tall and skinny

 

[OKAY]

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

My mom is an idiot. She's buying the two door version of this for over $35k right now. Red with these ugly-ass rims

She knows I hate Chrysler/Jeep/Dodge/Ram and Ford/Lincoln/Mercury, so she went out and bought a 2015 Jeep as basically a "Fuck you, I'm the parent and you can't tell me what I can't buy"

We were talking about how she wanted to get a new car, and she was like: "What should I get?" I said she should get a Camaro or Corvette. Then I said, "Whatever you do, don't buy a Ford, and definitely do not get a Chrysler, Jeep, or Dodge."

Then she was like, "Ok, I want a Jeep" and I was like "WTF mom??? No!" She replied with "I'm the parent, I can do what I want." and now she's on the way to the dealership to buy a car just to piss me off, that she hasn't even driven before or done any research whatsoever on.