Just polished my car for the first time.

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Buddy of mine told me a joke today, never heard it before

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[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

What's the best thing about a twelve year old in the shower?

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

local shops sell "Fluid Film" undercoating for roughly $50 a gal. local shops charge $110 for a small suv per coating.
Fluid film was designed by the navy to coat the ships back in the 60's. it was just recently released to the public(10 years ago?)

that said, its $50 a gallon, and the gun to spray it was $30. I coat 3 suvs with a gallon. stinks for a week, but its the best oil ive ever used.

tested it on the underside of mower housing. works like a champ!

Military grade polish? That's crazy!

 

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What's the best thing about a twelve year old in the shower?

i feel like im going to need some counseling after this one

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

What's the best thing about a twelve year old in the shower?

No?what?!

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

What's the best thing about a twelve year old in the shower?

wut?

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

No?what?!

wut?

When you slick her hair back she looks nine.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

When you slick her hair back she looks nine.

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i got one.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Go for it

 

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whats the worst part about eating bald puzzy?

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

When you slick her hair back she looks nine.

literally made me lol

 

[poolman966554]

Military grade polish? That's crazy!

no, not polish. undercoating. the snow states see LOTS of salt.. it can only keep you car running a lot longer without issues.

erie winters are the worst. brake lines rotted, exhaust. etc.. my last car was a 1997 civic that i loved, just that it rotted away from the motor.

 

[Falcons 5,000+ posts]

whats the worst part about eating bald puzzy?

Getting stabbed

 

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no, not polish. undercoating. the snow states see LOTS of salt.. it can only keep you car running a lot longer without issues.
erie winters are the worst. brake lines rotted, exhaust. etc.. my last car was a 1997 civic that i loved, just that it rotted away from the motor.

Ooohhhhh undercoating. Missed that part.

 

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whats the worst part about eating bald puzzy?

putting the diaper back on.

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