It's my birthday what should I do? Big 18 woo!!

[NoPh33rRaCiNg 10+ year member]

go buy a pack of cigs and a nudie mag, put the whole pack of cigs in your mouth, light em and then beat off to the mag.

 

[Spike243 10+ year member]

I won 50 bucks off of a scratch ticket on my birthday last week

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Join the military...seriously. You'll get more from the government than a toothless whore with 17 kids.

 

[Mitch86 5,000+ posts]

Knock up a mexican whore while she sings happy birthday in Spanish.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

I thought all mexican girls were whores?

 

[Mitch86 5,000+ posts]

I thought all mexican girls were whores?

Possibly. Every decent looking mexican girl I see around here is always pregnant. Maybe that explains it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[kramer_212 10+ year member]

Hopefully op is a chick.

this ^

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Possibly. Every decent looking mexican girl I see around here is always pregnant. Maybe that explains it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

I never saw one messican chick when I lived in Tennessee. Where are you at bro?!?!111

 

[Mitch86 5,000+ posts]

I never saw one messican chick when I lived in Tennessee. Where are you at bro?!?!111

Wow, really?! lol I'm about an hour outside of Memphis... small *** town of like 30k peoples.

 

[Full Tilt 10+ year member]

Knock up a mexican whore while she sings happy birthday in Spanish.

Feliz cumpleanos!!

 

[Full Tilt 10+ year member]

Wow, really?! lol I'm about an hour outside of Memphis... small *** town of like 30k peoples.

You don't know what a small town is.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Wow, really?! lol I'm about an hour outside of Memphis... small *** town of like 30k peoples.

dat aint a small town brah. I lived in clarksville for 6 months...no messicans to be found.

 

[Mitch86 5,000+ posts]

Well yeah, its not tiny or anything..but pretty small.Just all these people packed in one place that doesnt have shit but fast food places. Surrounded by towns of 500-1000 people.. Now those are the ones if you blink driving down the road you've already missed it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Dirtrider4eva 10+ year member]

You don't know what a small town is.

thats small? my town is MAYBE 2000.. heIl we're unincorporated.

 

[Full Tilt 10+ year member]

thats small? my town is MAYBE 2000.. hell we're unincorporated.

^^ Dis. ^^