I wish I was Queer

[ughhibye 10+ year member]

what do you want to know?

just got some questions for the motor i just built "383 SBC that i am wanting to do a single turbo setup on not looking for huge power rather just be efficent

 

[LazyRider 10+ year member]

Do you work in a steel plant or something?? Or just because of constant thirst? If it is out of thirst, the you should see a Dr about it and perhaps have your kidneys checked....

LOL

 

[LazyRider 10+ year member]

Read the thread next time. I do eat those things but even they get old everyday. BTW I NEED to go to extremes right now. This diet is under direction of a doctor. Until you get a PHD and have examined my conditions and know of all my complications, then maybe you can speak out of your *** with authority. Until then, STFU.

I was making a generalization about people going to extreme. I don't know your situation and i really don't care. I just reccomended something that would taste better than the picture.

 

[David19 10+ year member]

If your *** is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter

My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class

Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ***

I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too

Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?

I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be

Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo **** phony

Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity

But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry

Scoring with a super model would be easy

Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'

Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become

That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair

No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes

The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean

See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline

No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

 

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis

Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this

And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway

And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

And I don't shave my heiny

Don't shave my heiny

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

 

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I was making a generalization about people going to extreme. I don't know your situation and i really don't care. I just reccomended something that would taste better than the picture.

You are going to make a recommendation before reading the thread or having any clue. Way to go. I should hire you as a consultant, are you available?

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

i've drinked a gallon of water in a 1 hour time period i felt kinda high and lightheaded afterwards and had to go to the bathroom about 7 times.

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

LOL

Why's that funny?

 

[LazyRider 10+ year member]

Didn't feel like reading through 7 pages. Who really cares?

 

[LazyRider 10+ year member]

Asking if he works at a steel plant. I just found it funny

 

[dave_damage 10+ year member]

128oz's for me as well. Held it in for 45-60 mins then I was up chucking. Sounded like I was drowning.

 

[mrogowski 5,000+ posts]

Whoever made this up did BMX's bottom lip pretty good //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

P.S. Two kegs is weak.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I drink ~80oz of water per day.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

I drink ~80oz of water per day.

i try to drink around 64 oz per day.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

all this talk about water makes me wanna pee. drank to much coffee

 

[Ken448 10+ year member]

Asking if he works at a steel plant. I just found it funny

twas a serious question. Steel plants are incredibly hot, and they demand their workers drink X amount of water per shift.. That would make sense to drink 10-15 bottles of water a day. But of you do not have a job like that (hard work, high heat, etc and are simply just that thirsty, then something is likely wrong with him.