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<blockquote data-quote="David19" data-source="post: 4896751" data-attributes="member: 572666"><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"> If your *** is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my *** </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Chicks dig guys that are </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Queer guys that don't dig </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Chicks that don't dig guys like me </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">See I'm not queer I'm too ugly </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo **** phony </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Scoring with a super model would be easy </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb' </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">I wish I was queer so I could get chicks </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Chicks dig guys that are </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Queer guys that don't dig </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Chicks that don't dig guys like me </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">See I'm not queer I'm too ugly </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">I wish I was queer so I could get chicks </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">I wish I was queer so I could get chicks </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Chicks dig guys that are </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Queer guys that don't dig </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Chicks dig guys that are </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Queer guys that don't dig </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Chicks dig guys that are </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Queer guys that don't dig </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Chicks that don't dig guys like me </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">See I'm not queer I'm too ugly </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">And I don't shave my heiny </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Don't shave my heiny </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px">See I'm not queer I'm too ugly </span></span></p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="David19, post: 4896751, member: 572666"] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px] If your *** is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my *** [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Chicks dig guys that are [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Queer guys that don't dig [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Chicks that don't dig guys like me [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]See I'm not queer I'm too ugly [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo **** phony [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Scoring with a super model would be easy [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb' [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]I wish I was queer so I could get chicks [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Chicks dig guys that are [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Queer guys that don't dig [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Chicks that don't dig guys like me [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]See I'm not queer I'm too ugly [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]I wish I was queer so I could get chicks [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px] [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]I wish I was queer so I could get chicks [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Chicks dig guys that are [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Queer guys that don't dig [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Chicks dig guys that are [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Queer guys that don't dig [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Chicks dig guys that are [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Queer guys that don't dig [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Chicks that don't dig guys like me [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]See I'm not queer I'm too ugly [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]And I don't shave my heiny [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]Don't shave my heiny [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px]See I'm not queer I'm too ugly [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=18px] [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=18px][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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