I wish I was Queer

Read the thread next time. I do eat those things but even they get old everyday. BTW I NEED to go to extremes right now. This diet is under direction of a doctor. Until you get a PHD and have examined my conditions and know of all my complications, then maybe you can speak out of your *** with authority. Until then, STFU.
I was making a generalization about people going to extreme. I don't know your situation and i really don't care. I just reccomended something that would taste better than the picture.

 
If your *** is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter

My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class

Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ***

I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too

Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?

I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be

Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo **** phony

Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity

But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry

Scoring with a super model would be easy

Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'

Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become

That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair

No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes

The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean

See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline

No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

 

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis

Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this

And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway

And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

And I don't shave my heiny

Don't shave my heiny

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly



 
I was making a generalization about people going to extreme. I don't know your situation and i really don't care. I just reccomended something that would taste better than the picture.
You are going to make a recommendation before reading the thread or having any clue. Way to go. I should hire you as a consultant, are you available?

 
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Whoever made this up did BMX's bottom lip pretty good //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

P.S. Two kegs is weak.

 
Asking if he works at a steel plant. I just found it funny
twas a serious question. Steel plants are incredibly hot, and they demand their workers drink X amount of water per shift.. That would make sense to drink 10-15 bottles of water a day. But of you do not have a job like that (hard work, high heat, etc and are simply just that thirsty, then something is likely wrong with him.

 
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