I was bored so heres...

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

Just ate some pecans

I know that feeling....

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

Headed to watch the ufc fight. May get drunk and ride the bull.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Headed to watch the ufc fight. May get drunk and ride the bull.

What's that mean? Going to ride some dick tonight like a cowgirl?

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

What's that mean? Going to ride some dick tonight like a cowgirl?

The bar we are going to has a mechanical bull, gay boy.

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

The bar we are going to has a mechanical bull, gay boy.

I was going to attach a picture of a fucking machine, but that would require me to search that on google images, and this is a school computer.

Just pretend I did that