I need advice/opinions

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Well if it is real, what car did he take, the camry or the cavy and how are you going about that?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

You should get a taser.
You can still defend yourself without being a gun-toting faggot.

I don't want anything with a potential to kill though. I have seen more than one story of someone dying after some ******* cop tasered them.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

I can’t believe this happened. While me and my wife were shopping last night we were approached by a thug in the Wal-Mart parking lot. As he followed us to our car, he kept trying to sell me obviously stolen good. He had the cliché items like watches and chains, but also a few cell phones and an iPod. Well, there was one more item he had that obviously wasn’t for sale, nor did I know he had it.
When we get to our car and unlock it, this motherfucking lazy drain on society pulls a gun on us. He demanded we hand over any items we had including the keys to our car. My first thought was to lunge for the gun and beat the shit out of this *******. Unfortunately I forgot my MMA gloves at home. Ok, actually, I was scared stiff and just handed everything over since I didn’t want to escalate the situation and I don’t know any MMA. Despite our cooperation this criminal shoved my wife to the ground and pistol whipped me. I fell like a ragdoll. I heard him speed off in our car as I was getting off the ground and trying to shake off the blow I just got.

I call the police and wait for them to arrive. Of course that took forever. I’m sure dunkin donuts was running one hell of a promo at that hour. They might as well have stayed where they were. They were fucking useless. It looked like they wanted to laugh about the whole thing.

After we get home, I start bitching about how Florida allows people to carry concealed guns. If they would tighten up the gun laws this shit wouldn’t happen. If this punk wasn’t able to carry his gun, me and my wife could have ignored him and been on our way. I then realize that bitching about it won’t help any and that I have to prepare myself for when it happens again. Now owning a gun and carrying myself would only make me part of the problem and right at home with all these inbred rednecks running around. So I have decided to learn a few Martial Art disciplines. My problem is choosing which ones to learn. I want one that will give me the reflexes to make any gun toting piece of shit quickly fall to his knees. I have already hung a poster of Chuck Norris in my workout room for inspiration and motivation. Now I just need the skills to make me faster than any bullet.

Pedro will protect you.

What would be the icing on the cake for me is if Tappin_Azz bust out with a story of how he robbed some fool and pistol whipped him.

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

It's still a wonderful place to live. I have your bed made and waiting. Well, actually your half of the bed is made.

They do have the gay pirate convention every year too. It's a shame one didn't swoop in and

save you.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Well if it is real, what car did he take, the camry or the cavy and how are you going about that?

The camry and insurance has been notified. Don't know why you would bring that up though. That is not what this is about. I need some training that will get me in shape for when this happens again. You know what kind of shape I'm in. I need some serious discipline.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/word.gif.64b12e39f936af3b4fff38a1c0bd0244.gif

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

The camry and insurance has been notified. Don't know why you would bring that up though. That is not what this is about. I need some training that will get me in shape for when this happens again. You know what kind of shape I'm in. I need some serious discipline.

how about just growing a sack and man up for a fight

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

The camry and insurance has been notified. Don't know why you would bring that up though. That is not what this is about. I need some training that will get me in shape for when this happens again. You know what kind of shape I'm in. I need some serious discipline.

Some people are just lovers not fighters. From reading your posts here I think you are too kind of a person to really be angry at or want to fight somebody.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I can't tell if this thread is serious or a troll thread. I'm posting as if it were serious but the trolling practices of the CT residents is so advanced that it is impossible to tell when you honestly give a shit, or when you're just trying to piss me (and others) off.

:hilarious:

The Crunk Times: They're that advanced.

:hilarious:

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

He's built for cushion, not pushing.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

how about just growing a sack and man up for a fight

Fighting a gun.

BRILLIANT!

 

[shaneb 10+ year member]

Socialism much?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

how about just growing a sack and man up for a fight

If I am going to grow a sack and take on an armed assailant then I think it wise to know what I am doing. That is the purpose of this thread, dumbass.

 

[anj46907 10+ year member]

Fighting a gun.
BRILLIANT!

only hurts for a second