I need advice/opinions

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I can’t believe this happened. While me and my wife were shopping last night we were approached by a thug in the Wal-Mart parking lot. As he followed us to our car, he kept trying to sell me obviously stolen good. He had the cliché items like watches and chains, but also a few cell phones and an iPod. Well, there was one more item he had that obviously wasn’t for sale, nor did I know he had it.

When we get to our car and unlock it, this motherfucking lazy drain on society pulls a gun on us. He demanded we hand over any items we had including the keys to our car. My first thought was to lunge for the gun and beat the shit out of this *******. Unfortunately I forgot my MMA gloves at home. Ok, actually, I was scared stiff and just handed everything over since I didn’t want to escalate the situation and I don’t know any MMA. Despite our cooperation this criminal shoved my wife to the ground and pistol whipped me. I fell like a ragdoll. I heard him speed off in our car as I was getting off the ground and trying to shake off the blow I just got.

I call the police and wait for them to arrive. Of course that took forever. I’m sure dunkin donuts was running one hell of a promo at that hour. They might as well have stayed where they were. They were fucking useless. It looked like they wanted to laugh about the whole thing.

After we get home, I start bitching about how Florida allows people to carry concealed guns. If they would tighten up the gun laws this shit wouldn’t happen. If this punk wasn’t able to carry his gun, me and my wife could have ignored him and been on our way. I then realize that bitching about it won’t help any and that I have to prepare myself for when it happens again. Now owning a gun and carrying myself would only make me part of the problem and right at home with all these inbred rednecks running around. So I have decided to learn a few Martial Art disciplines. My problem is choosing which ones to learn. I want one that will give me the reflexes to make any gun toting piece of shit quickly fall to his knees. I have already hung a poster of Chuck Norris in my workout room for inspiration and motivation. Now I just need the skills to make me faster than any bullet.

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[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

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edit: LMAO @ left MMA gloves at home

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

:tampa:

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

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edit: LMAO @ left MMA gloves at home

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[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Like I suggested this morning via IM, you should take a healthy dose of boxing classes and Tae Bo.

Shit gets you hard yo. MMA is for pussies.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

pics of wife?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Like I suggested this morning via IM, you should take a healthy dose of boxing classes and Tae Bo.
Shit gets you hard yo. MMA is for pussies.

Really? Most boxers look heavy, slow and generally out of shape though. My wife used to work out to Tae Bo, I think people would say I was a pussy for doing that shit.

What chaps my hide though is how our government lets this shit happen with loose guns laws. This dumbass shouldn't have had the right to be carrying.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

pics of wife?

Go fap elsewhere.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Really? Most boxers look heavy, slow and generally out of shape though.

But they are hella strong. You'd only have to hit him once if you were a boxer.

My wife used to work out to Tae Bo, I think people would say I was a pussy for doing that shit.

Not after you told them your story. They'd totally get it.

What chaps my hide though is how our government lets this shit happen with loose guns laws. This dumbass shouldn't have had the right to be carrying.

Move to a liberal state like CA or something. Out here we protect the weak.

 

[lincolntc690 10+ year member]

its not the ccw laws fault, you can bet the criminal wasnt permited to carry. i dont know FL. gun laws, but if a guy wants to rob someone with a gun, it doesnt matter if its legal or not. he's gonna have one

and sorry to hear this, its a D@mn shame........people

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

But they are hella strong. You'd only have to hit him once if you were a boxer.

Not after you told them your story. They'd totally get it.

Move to a liberal state like CA or something. Out here we protect the weak.

Yes but I doubt a boxer has the speed to beat a bullet. With MMA, I could have him disarmed before he knew it then go to work on him.

I would think about a move to CA, but you allow them druggies to smoke their dope. It would be jumping out of the pot and into the frying pan.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

its not the ccw laws fault, you can bet the criminal wasnt permited to carry. i dont know FL. gun laws, but if a guy wants to rob someone with a gun, it doesnt matter if its legal or not. he's gonna have one

That doesn't make any sense. How can he carry a gun if the laws don't permit it? Around here every hilljackin thug is packin thanks to how easy the govt makes it.

 

[lincolntc690 10+ year member]

That doesn't make any sense. How can he carry a gun if the laws don't permit it? Around here every hilljackin thug is packin thanks to how easy the govt makes it.

well because he's a criminal! what im saying is, is even if it were illegal in your state,if the guy wanted to rob someone with a gun, he's gonna find one and carry it if he's allowed to or not.

he's a criminal, laws dont matter to him or he wouldnt be out robbing you:verymad:

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Yes but I doubt a boxer has the speed to beat a bullet. With MMA, I could have him disarmed before he knew it then go to work on him.

Um, I've never seen a gun in the ring when I watch UFC. How do you know?

I would think about a move to CA, but you allow them druggies to smoke their dope. It would be jumping out of the pot and into the frying pan.

Don't you mean that you'll be jumping out of the frying pan into the pot? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Enellz 10+ year member]

**** sorry man. I wouldve jumped at him and beat his *** but I understand the scared part. Hope you get it back