Went to a buddies graduation from MP school down in St. Joseph, MO. I got really drunk, tried to choke the kid that worked at the front desk of the hotel. Cops showed up, I resisted arrest, got beat with nightsticks. Woke up in the hospital, handcuffed to the bed, ivs in my arm trying to flush out all the alchohol. Cop took me back to the county jail I posted bail, took a grey hound bus home. A week latter I called the prosecutor down there, gave her the attending college speech, and told her I f
ucked up. All charges were dropped........
New Years Eve 2007, went out with some buddies got fucked up. Went back to my apartment, proceeded to go up to my buddies apartment and banged on the door. He did not open it, and in my alcoholic infused rage I kicked it in. Fell on the floor and passed out, next day woke up in county..... Posted bail, sucked some people off, and the charges went away......
Me and some buddies were down in New Orleans for Mardi Gra. I was smoking an Indian Beedie, grimy a
ss New Orleans cop thought it was Marijuana. He proceeded to take my bootle out of my hand and struck me in the face with it. The blow sent the cigarette flying out of my mouth. He then pushed me and told me to get out of here. I was stone cold sober, had done nothing wrong at all.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif
Me and some people went down to Tijuana. We got fucked up, and I had to p
iss bad. So I started pissing by a building and thought my buddies were looking out for the cops. Well a couple of cops were on foot and seen me pissing. They snatched us all up, and told us they were going to throw us in jail, unless we gave them money. So they marched us over to an atm, and had us withdraw money. Thank good the limit was $200 US, so we did not get completely f
ucking took. But $200 x 5 people, equals an expensive night