heres a 25 year old virgin. Pretty funny.

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I'm 24 and still a virgin

 

[chaunb3400 10+ year member]

Its just pu$$y...put your meat in there and move it around for a while...Why people put so much emphasis on *** is beyond me

 

[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

that sluts shirt makes me think "ipod."

 

[funkyab 10+ year member]

the first time always sucks, because you never know how long your going to last. Which really sucks, cuz the girl doesn't want a whole 2 1/2 minutes in most cases.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

 

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

first time always sucks, because you never know how long your going to last.
I lasted 4 minutes the first time. LOL!! Second time, about 15. LOL!!!

and this site just ****ed up, i triple posted. DAMMIT

my first time sucked too

i faked the O face just to get the f out of there

 

[kush-divinity 10+ year member]

Ah, don't make the little virgin feel bad. I'm old enough to be your pop, and I have only been with a handful.. So what? At least I don't have an STD or 14 chillens running around.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I'm shocked.

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

First time is a trial run.... I was like, what just happened, then done. No timer was running so don’t know how long it lasted. I think you can still be sensitive and freaky. I don’t care if you a virgin, that leaves more pooh nanny for me. I would say that now I have evolved into a prosperous horn doggie. YUM YUM gimmie SUM girlies. For you first timers out there, just remember to "wingle it just a lil bit while you hittin it":crazy:

 

[kush-divinity 10+ year member]

Well, kids, 20 years ago you could go smash anything you wanted to, no worries. Clap was about the worst thing you could get, and a shot fixxed that. Today, you have a host of thangs to worry with, most kill you. And then there is DNA testing. You can't knock a girl up and disappear anymore.

If it is your first time, tell her beforehand. That will take alot of the embarassment out of it. And she may feel for you, or not do it at all, in order not to waste your virginity on a ****t like her. And since your first few time WILL be poor, you can tell different girls that it's your first time.

Also, the virgin ploy is fantastic for getting laid. Simply tell a random female that you were in a long-term relationship and waiting for marriage, but said female left you for a hot young stud. This gets those touchy-feely girls distraught, and they will give you some of that "sympathy pu$$y" NOTHING BETTER.

And doodz, if you feel like you are gonna **** your first time, eat 2 percocet or take a viagra, then youll be pumping for hours, and she will lust you. Not love. Love is happy, flowers, and candy---Lust is a raw, bloody pu$$y; and her not being able to walk for a few minutes. Most women like lust more.

 

[da box king 10+ year member]

My roommate is big *** outside linebacker here at ferris.....and he's applying for the nfl draft here soon.....he didn't loose his virginity till last year and he's goin on 24.

I just figure he's either got dick problems, or its the fact that he's real churchy.....**** he even dated this chick for 3 years that was hot as hell, and they didn't do shit

 

[Davecubs14 10+ year member]

Just out of curiousity.......are there any girls out there that are still virgins? I mean, I can easily name handfuls of guys that are still virgins but I can't really come up with any girls. How sad is that? I thought it was usually the other way around, lol.

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

I know for my first time I beat that shit up for a good 15 minutes. Bish didn't even know I was a virgin. Maybe it was all the experience of watching **** videos prior to the event.

Once I got in there I was like **** this feels good, now I need to kick it up a notch.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

I lost mine at 14 end of 8th grade...if you can't get laid in high school you are either gay or gay...

Did you get laid in high school?

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Well, kids, 20 years ago you could go smash anything you wanted to, no worries. Clap was about the worst thing you could get, and a shot fixxed that. Today, you have a host of thangs to worry with, most kill you. And then there is DNA testing. You can't knock a girl up and disappear anymore.
If it is your first time, tell her beforehand. That will take alot of the embarassment out of it. And she may feel for you, or not do it at all, in order not to waste your virginity on a ****t like her. And since your first few time WILL be poor, you can tell different girls that it's your first time.

Also, the virgin ploy is fantastic for getting laid. Simply tell a random female that you were in a long-term relationship and waiting for marriage, but said female left you for a hot young stud. This gets those touchy-feely girls distraught, and they will give you some of that "sympathy pu$$y" NOTHING BETTER.

And doodz, if you feel like you are gonna **** your first time, eat 2 percocet or take a viagra, then youll be pumping for hours, and she will lust you. Not love. Love is happy, flowers, and candy---Lust is a raw, bloody pu$$y; and her not being able to walk for a few minutes. Most women like lust more.

Is that what you tell your daughter?

 

[rednas 10+ year member]

Just out of curiousity.......are there any girls out there that are still virgins? I mean, I can easily name handfuls of guys that are still virgins but I can't really come up with any girls. How sad is that? I thought it was usually the other way around, lol.

i know a few. But then again some of my really good friends are fairly ****ty.