heres a 25 year old virgin. Pretty funny.

i would shoot myself already...you gotta be gay to not get poon before college...as johnny drama said, go to the place where even a one-eyed leper can get laid, craigslist LOL

 
that is still young 19.. but 25? i mean cmon go to the bar. Take home a drunk chick billions of fish in the sea one will want the worm haha. Unless he is one of those religious type who knows
Or he could be afraid of fvcking up. In my crowd, if you didn't lay pipe the girl would laugh at you and the fvck your friend.

So, you can't fail if you don't try.

 
I remember in highschool I would convince allot of chicks to give it up, but I was never able to until the age 17 because of close supervision of parents. Its not hard to get some from a drunk chick, but **** its pretty boring and every chick seems the same. And now everytime I bang a chick it would just seem like the average **** scene.

Slob on the knob

Bang her in many positions

then nut on the face.

 
what are you going to do when the time comes and your girl wants to fuc k? That is the problem your going to have to face
its already happened and I just turned them down. There has only been one girl I have ever been with that I would have ****ed and I have yet to meet a chick since her that has even come close. So, i'll just keep living my life until someone comes into my life which i would like to be with in such a way.
 
its already happened and I just turned them down. There has only been one girl I have ever been with that I would have ****ed and I have yet to meet a chick since her that has even come close. So, i'll just keep living my life until someone comes into my life which i would like to be with in such a way.
Just so you know dude, if you can't work that "special girls" *** real proper, she is gonna leave your caring sensitive ***...

Girls like to *** and there are too many guys around that can take care of her sexually for her to wait around for you to finally get up to speed...

Women love caring,sensitive guys in movies, but in real life bro, they want the nasty kinky *** from a real man, not some woman with a set of ballz(=you) and want it as much if not more then guys do...Times have changed and women have come around to the guys mentality of sexuality...and that way of thinking is...Lets ****!!!!!

You better get moving before you end up 40 and living with a ton of cats...best of luck to you...

 
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