Has this ever happened to you? v. painful shit

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Buh.
I take fiber pills everyday...

nG

I think I'm going to start. What do you take?

BTW, to the OP:

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Once I had the runs for several days so I took an Imodium. I didn't poop for 3 days. On that third day, I coulda sworn I shat a chicken.

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

nothings worse then when ya get the pain in your gut where it feels like someone is stabbing you with a rust screw driver. then about 15 mintues later all hell breaks loose

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

stick your finger in your butt next time, it will come out then

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

i don't have large shits. my poo comes out in pebbles. kind of like a bunny's poo or like a box of coco puffs.

stick your finger in your butt next time, it will come out then

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I just took 2 shits in 20 minutes. Gotta love coffee!

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

I think I'm going to start. What do you take?


BTW, to the OP:

pf changs will do that to ya.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

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[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

This stuff sucks. Why is it that when you have liquid shits it actually burns your ******* on the way out? It feels like you're shitting battery acid.

Yup.

Can't even wipe afterwards without shedding a tear.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

Once I had the runs for several days so I took an Imodium. I didn't poop for 3 days. On that third day, I coulda sworn I shat a chicken.

After many days of not shatting I learned to take half an immodium pill not a whole one. That shit reallllly works

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

This stuff sucks. Why is it that when you have liquid shits it actually burns your ******* on the way out? It feels like you're shitting battery acid.

Get a colonoscopy...

It's like that.

EXCEPT FOR HOURS.

(Prior, you have to clean out your colon... they give you a heavy *** laxative that turns your insides into water.) You could fall asleep on the toilet because your feces becomes the consistency of water. It sounds like you're peeing rather than making a twosie.

 

[Bender. 10+ year member]

This stuff sucks. Why is it that when you have liquid shits it actually burns your ******* on the way out? It feels like you're shitting battery acid.

lol do you know why? its because your stomach has hydrochloric acid in it and you are shitting it lol