Has this ever happened to you? v. painful shit

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I just spent 1 hour and 45 minutes in the bathroom on the toilet, trying to get one piece of shit out. I tried everything, even stand on the toilet seat and squatting like an asian. Nothing worked, I was even tempted to wrap my finger in tissue and try to pull it out. Thats how desperate I was, I texted my mom (dr/nurse) and she actually suggested that lol. I felt like everytime I pushed my ******* was going to rip open, I swear I smelt blood already. My noise was running and I was sweating and shit.....not fun. So of course I had to take off my shirts, mind you im at work, so I had my shirts hanging all over the stall. My hips hurt and my ******* is throbbing right now. I just wanna go home . Im glad I dont have to give birth, and I never want to go to jail.

I think the piece of shit was an inch and a quarter, but i didnt measure. I was very angry at it. Noone noticed I was gone for that long though.

SO has this ever happened to you?

cliffs: took a big shit, my ******* hurts now, i wanna go home.

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[Pootie 10+ year member]

Edit: cliffs: took a small shit, my ******* hurts now, i wanna go home.

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[chaunb3400 10+ year member]

I always get ***** to Sh!t //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I always get ***** to Sh!t //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

yeah, i take off my shirts when im at home. But Im at work.

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

I was constipated for 4 days after I got my wisdom teeth out(damn you pain killers!), and I took a massive, log-esque shit that took about half an hour to push out....it was a good 1.5-1.75" wide and maybe 8-10" long. That thing was dense too, sounded like someone dropped an anvil in the toilet.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Did your legs go numb? I hate it when that happens to me.

 

[patrick1202 10+ year member]

god yes... i started a high protein low carb diet yesterday and ate and drank ALOT of protein powder shit and man i was shitting all day and it was horrible.

my *** was raw from wiping so much.

also i worked out hard and was sore all over so just that much more pain will pushing ha.

 

[chaunb3400 10+ year member]

yeah, i take off my shirts when im at home. But Im at work.

even at work..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Buh.

I take fiber pills everyday...

nG

 

[patrick1202 10+ year member]

i hate when you are somewhere in public and people see you go to the bathroom many many times and stay in there a while each time coming out sweaty.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I was constipated for 4 days after I got my wisdom teeth out(damn you pain killers!), and I took a massive, log-esque shit that took about half an hour to push out....it was a good 1.5-1.75" wide and maybe 8-10" long. That thing was dense too, sounded like someone dropped an anvil in the toilet.

I would hate to have that happen. 1.5 and i would have probly stuck one of those hand blenders up my *** to chop it up first.

Did your legs go numb? I hate it when that happens to me.

my thighs started too. I put them straight out and pushed against the stall door. I was in so much pain. hahaha. im glad its over. My hips hurt really bad though.

god yes... i started a high protein low carb diet yesterday and ate and drank ALOT of protein powder shit and man i was shitting all day and it was horrible.my *** was raw from wiping so much.

also i worked out hard and was sore all over so just that much more pain will pushing ha.

protein does the opposite to me, and i think it may be because of the milk i mix it with.

even at work..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

fuk that noise, no hooks on the stall here, i had to hang them on the tp dispenser.

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

god yes... i started a high protein low carb diet yesterday and ate and drank ALOT of protein powder shit and man i was shitting all day and it was horrible.my *** was raw from wiping so much.

also i worked out hard and was sore all over so just that much more pain will pushing ha.

I fell your pain. I got food poisoning at my cousin's wedding almost 3 years ago. I was stuck in a hotel room, with shitty hotel toilet paper, puking and shitting every 15-20 minutes...I literally shit/puked probably 20 times that night; I could barely even touch my ass with toilet paper, let alone wipe it.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

Was in moab out in the desert drinking beer all day...that night I was in the KOA shitter wishing I had a pair of plyers with me to pull out the constipated brick of a turd that didn't want to come out on its own :/

Didn't think it was was going to make it out on its own

 

[patrick1202 10+ year member]

protein does the opposite to me, and i think it may be because of the milk i mix it with.

yea i was also doing the thing where i mix the protein powder with peanut butter, honey and a little milk and heat it up. it's good but man you shit logggggsssss

 

[TC2k15x2 10+ year member]

I was constipated for 4 days after I got my wisdom teeth out(damn you pain killers!), and I took a massive, log-esque shit that took about half an hour to push out....it was a good 1.5-1.75" wide and maybe 8-10" long. That thing was dense too, sounded like someone dropped an anvil in the toilet.

thats how it feels to have a big niggr dick getting pulled out of you fyi