Has this ever happened to you? v. painful shit

[patrick1202 10+ year member]

I fell your pain. I got food poisoning at my cousin's wedding almost 3 years ago. I was stuck in a hotel room, with shitty hotel toilet paper, puking and shitting every 15-20 minutes...I literally shit/puked probably 20 times that night; I could barely even touch my ass with toilet paper, let alone wipe it.

definitely never good when you see blood from your ass being raw.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Was in moab out in the desert drinking beer all day...that night I was in the KOA shitter wishing I had a pair of plyers with me to pull out the constipated brick of a turd that didn't want to come out on its own :/
Didn't think it was was going to make it out on its own

lol pliers!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

thats how it feels to have a big niggr dick getting pulled out of you fyi

You speak from experience?

 

[169db 10+ year member]

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Trying being 30 foot up a small lock on treestand in a cedar tree when you have to take a sh1t. I tried climbing down, but this intense pain in me above my cawk area kept me from it. I literally was almost in tears..So i did the only thing I could think of..Grabbed a rail on the stand, hung my *** over the side, and began to push. After about 5 minutes of horrible pain that joker finally fell out. It sounded like a .22 went off when it hit the ground. A few minutes later I pushed a smaller one out.

And i kid you not, that thing was freaking hard and solid. When i got down later that morning i looked at it. There was blood mixed in with it. I had to apply a good bit of pressure just to penetrate it with a stick. It was crazy.

thank god i havent had to take a sh1t like that since!

 

[tc3k101 5,000+ posts]

ive taken shit where it felt like a soda can coming out. one of those you cry as it comes out. i feel your pain

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

Trying being 30 foot up a small lock on treestand in a cedar tree when you have to take a sh1t. I tried climbing down, but this intense pain in me above my cawk area kept me from it. I literally was almost in tears..So i did the only thing I could think of..Grabbed a rail on the stand, hung my *** over the side, and began to push. After about 5 minutes of horrible pain that joker finally fell out. It sounded like a .22 went off when it hit the ground. A few minutes later I pushed a smaller one out.
And i kid you not, that thing was freaking hard and solid. When i got down later that morning i looked at it. There was blood mixed in with it. I had to apply a good bit of pressure just to penetrate it with a stick. It was crazy.

thank god i havent had to take a sh1t like that since!

you poked your shit with a stick....I shouldn't be surprised, yet somehow still am //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

How about trying to sit down on the toilet after working out your legs //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

What do you think is worse: constipation or the runs?

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

ive got gas

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

Constipation for sure...well, depends how many times I have to crap when I have the runs. After 4-5 times it starts getting a little sensitive.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Constipation for sure...well, depends how many times I have to crap when I have the runs. After 4-5 times it starts getting a little sensitive.

Tough call really.

After a couple burning liquid shits I start to get a little emotional.

 

[tjbartjr 10+ year member]

What do you think is worse: constipation or the runs?

Constipation. You know that when you finally do take a shit, it's going to be a real rectal stretcher.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

This thread reminds me of the south park episode when stan's dad takes the world's largest shit.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

What do you think is worse: constipation or the runs?

Depends on where I'm at. Middle of nowhere, I'll take the constipation. Near a proper shitter, I'll take the runs