Got a $260 speed ticket.

These are probably the same people who think random drug testing that they agreed to is a violation of their privacy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif
oh look, the little government sheep is trying to make jokes.

 
I have an ace up my sleeve. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

I'll let you know how it goes, documenting it with pictures of pittbull's mom giving me head. I'll get to the relevance of that later.

 
I have an ace up my sleeve. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif
I'll let you know how it goes, documenting it with pictures of pittbull's mom giving me head. I'll get to the relevance of that later.
Maybe we could trade then!!! But i dont have clear pics because it was holloween and your mom was wearing a texas chainsaw massacre mask while slobbin on it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 
Maybe we could trade then!!! But i dont have clear pics because it was holloween and your mom was wearing a texas chainsaw massacre mask while slobbin on it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
...

 
Maybe we could trade then!!! But i dont have clear pics because it was holloween and your mom was wearing a texas chainsaw massacre mask while slobbin on it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif
It could have been his dad. YOu should be more careful.

 
One of us is a ****, and the other one is you.
Yep, your big words and amazing verbal skills are really pannin out for you.

"Judge, The anonamousicty and irrelavance of the inconspicuous sign, manuevered so directly in correlation to the highway is an attroticty and an outrage. Futhermore, the discalibration of the beleaguered officer's device of speed detection shows without a doubt his miscontempt to follow simple procedure and protocol and my case should immediately be dismissed and the officer should be disbared from this place of courtism. Afterwards, he should be removed of his employment outlook for these discrections. Futhermore to add to offical court record, the officer is also a common slang term used for the male genitalia for doing his job in such a proficiant manner."

The judge will do this: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

Followed by this: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

The person who processes payments will do this: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/greedy.gif.5a53e6246569d7ab79867170f3b06629.gif

Idiot.

 
Activity
No one is currently typing a reply...

About this thread

sue bee

10+ year member
rock smoker
Thread starter
sue bee
Joined
Location
the deathstar
Start date
Participants
Who Replied
Replies
154
Views
2,407
Last reply date
Last reply from
Spider Monkey
IMG_20260506_140749.jpg

74eldiablo

    May 22, 2026
  • 0
  • 0
design.jpeg

WNCTracker

    May 22, 2026
  • 0
  • 0

New threads

Top