Got a $260 speed ticket.

[sue bee 10+ year member]

Yep, your big words and amazing verbal skills are really pannin out for you.

"Judge, The anonamousicty and irrelavance of the inconspicuous sign, manuevered so directly in correlation to the highway is an attroticty and an outrage. Futhermore, the discalibration of the beleaguered officer's device of speed detection shows without a doubt his miscontempt to follow simple procedure and protocol and my case should immediately be dismissed and the officer should be disbared from this place of courtism. Afterwards, he should be removed of his employment outlook for these discrections"

The judge will do this: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

Followed by this: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

The person who processes payments will do this: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/greedy.gif.5a53e6246569d7ab79867170f3b06629.gif

Idiot.

Do you mind if I write that down?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Yep, your big words and amazing verbal skills are really pannin out for you.

"Judge, The anonymousness and irrelevance of the inconspicuous sign, maneuvered so directly in correlation to the highway is an atrocity and an outrage. Furthermore, the dis calibration of the beleaguered officer's device of speed detection shows without a doubt his mis contempt to follow simple procedure and protocol and my case should immediately be dismissed and the officer should be disbarred from this place of court ism. Afterwards, he should be removed of his employment outlook for these discretions. Furthermore to add to official court record, the officer is also a common slang term used for the male genitalia for doing his job in such a proficient manner."

The judge will do this: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

Followed by this: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

The person who processes payments will do this: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/greedy.gif.5a53e6246569d7ab79867170f3b06629.gif

Idiot.

Dang. You can probably give him a good run for is money in court. Nice work //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Right after you fix the numerous spelling errors.

NM I did it for you.

 

[Fast1one 10+ year member]

Did you really expect us to support you when you posted this thread? What an outrage! To single you out of three speeders, what has this world come to //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif Toughen up kid...

Notice that virtually NO ONE has supported you, doesn't that tell you something? Your a complete douche for doing 70+ in a 25. Do us a favor and /yourself before any innocent lives are lost because of your arrogant, wannabe legal expert attitude. Don't give some bullshit excuse, the sign is there for a reason even if your cocky state of mind missed it by miles. If the sign was completely hidden I guess I can understand, however, there is usually a "Speed zone" sign before the speed limit sign, to give drivers a chance to slow down...

Your driving a 1 ton + bullet, do the public a favor and pay attention while you are operating it...

O, and " **** off" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Dang. You can probably give him a good run for is money in court. Nice work //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif
Right after you fix the numerous spelling errors.

NM I did it for you.

I thought it was a good effort.

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

Did you really expect us to support you when you posted this thread? What an outrage! To single you out of three speeders, what has this world come to //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif Toughen up kid...
Notice that virtually NO ONE has supported you, doesn't that tell you something? Your a complete douche for doing 70+ in a 25. Do us a favor and /yourself before any innocent lives are lost because of your arrogant, wannabe legal expert attitude. Don't give some bullshit excuse, the sign is there for a reason even if your cocky state of mind missed it by miles. If the sign was completely hidden I guess I can understand, however, there is usually a "Speed zone" sign before the speed limit sign, to give drivers a chance to slow down...

Your driving a 1 ton + bullet, do the public a favor and pay attention while you are operating it...

O, and " **** off" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Again, people don't cross highways. This was a 25 mph ****ing highway. I just looked at the speed limit like a minute before I got pulled over. I didn't see any other signs. I could give two ****s about who supports me or not, because if they had gotten the $260 ticket for doing 71 on a highway, they'd be bumming too. So, I'm sorry you don't support me. But thanks for playing. Drive safe.

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

I thought it was a good effort.

Aside from the fact that half of the sentences don't make sense and/or aren't grammaticaly correct.

 

[AAckley1 10+ year member]

I thought it was a good effort.

Lol you aint gotta spell em to say em.

Point is. Smart people don't say much more in court than their name, yes, and no. All of which are promptly followed by sir or ma'am.

Get a lawyer, be out of their in time to watch Jerry Springer and smoke a blunt.

Aside from the fact that half of the sentences don't make sense and/or aren't grammaticaly correct.

You need to learn to take a joke, broham.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I thought it was a good effort.

Indeed it was.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Again, people don't cross highways. This was a 25 mph ****ing highway. I just looked at the speed limit like a minute before I got pulled over. I didn't see any other signs. I could give two ****s about who supports me or not, because if they had gotten the $260 ticket for doing 71 on a highway, they'd be bumming too. So, I'm sorry you don't support me. But thanks for playing. Drive safe.

I wouldn't be bumming. Please don't speak for us. I take responsibility for my actions and just own up to them. Just like I already did. I also did it without a single post in here about fighting johnny law.

 

[Fast1one 10+ year member]

There was an ENTIRE MINUTE from when you saw the sign and you got pulled over? You fail at driving, at life. Guess what , I got a ticket doing 73 in a 65 (yours was 25, so don't give me any bullshit), the only ticket in my life. Did I ***** and moan about it? No. Did I start a thread about it? No. Did i **** it up and pay the fees? Yes. The courts are there if you feel like your case was unjust, you just want to go to weasel your way out of YOUR MISTAKE.

Thanks for playing, please don't drive at all...

Again, people don't cross highways. This was a 25 mph ****ing highway. I just looked at the speed limit like a minute before I got pulled over. I didn't see any other signs. I could give two ****s about who supports me or not, because if they had gotten the $260 ticket for doing 71 on a highway, they'd be bumming too. So, I'm sorry you don't support me. But thanks for playing. Drive safe.

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

I wouldn't be bumming. Please don't speak for us. I take responsibility for my actions and just own up to them. Just like I already did. I also did it without a single post in here about fighting johnny law.

Different strokes for different folks. Do you think if I had $260 laying around I wouldn't pay the fine? I'm in my last semester of college and I'm very poor.

Anyway, thank you all for coming (except those that chose to ***** while they stayed), but I've gotten all the advice I need (thanks be to davesexplorer) and I will proceed accordingly.

AA: If you're going to bust my balls, at least make it funny.

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

Thanks for playing, please don't drive at all...

Clever. I'll remember that next time I'm speeding through school zones and running cars off the road, seeing as how you think I drive like Kurt Russell in Death Proof.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Make it funny or **** off people!

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

ur lucky u didn't go to jail for wreckless operation

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

Make it funny or **** off people!

lol