Funny Car Audio Stories...

[RangerMan Premium Member]

I need a laugh...gimme some stories.

My personal favorite was when a guy swore to me that his defrost vent contained a pair of speakers.

Or...at a local comp, when a guy pulled up in a Lexus with a 13W7 in a Plywood box.

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[BiaBia 10+ year member]

I don't have a story, and I don't know about you guys, but when I was chillin with my brothers friends (met them that night), they got into a fight about who's system was louder.

I think it's always stupid to get into fights about stupid shit like that. Only if someone doggs your girlfriend and/or family or something extreme like that.

The exciting think about the whole ordeal, was that one person had Sony Xtreme, and the other had the Fast and the Furious set (roflm****ingassoff). Lol.

-Alex

 

[gimp 10+ year member]

I'm subscribing to this thread. I can tell that some of these tales are going to be pretty good. (At least, I hope so.) //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[BASSBOY 10+ year member]

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The exciting think about the whole ordeal, was that one person had Sony Xtreme, and the other had the Fast and the Furious set (roflm****ingassoff). Lol.

-Alex

dude the fast and the furious sub is an HE2 and get decently loud

 

[BiaBia 10+ year member]

It didn't sound that loud when I heard it. Compared to the RF my sister has and the Audiobahns my brother has.

-Alex

 

[anaranchi 10+ year member]

dude the fast and the furious sub is an HE2 and get decently loud

i think he had the fast and the furious sub+ amp combo u get at walmart.

 

[LuNaTiC 10+ year member]

Ya, the fast and the furious is a crappy *** combo with like 300-400 rms. Never heard it but i would imagine it sux.

 

[more_spl 10+ year member]

Dustin, this one is for you cuz you tried to help me about this //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

one night when i was uninstalled my EQ, i had to reinstall all the wiring for my deck back to the stock wiring. SO i get done, and turn car on. No power. WTF! i had my HU grounded and +12V, how could it not light up. so i drove to my buddies and we DMM'ed it and saw their was power, so we're all WTF! i was getting super pissed off. and i was talking to like 4 guys on my AIM/MSN list i got from this site getting them to try and help me. then my buddy is all "maybe we need to press the power button".. and im like "maybe you need to shutup".. Needles to say, i pressed it and it turned on.. I WAS ****ING MADD!!!

 

[BiaBia 10+ year member]

rofl

I did that with my brothers car, too.

-Alex

 

[ss3079 5,000+ posts]

Few days ago I was told that a single 10" Alpine Type R with 200 watts would slaughter a pair of Tempests ... showed this person up with a single Shiva ... came back the next day with 3 Type R's, two off the head unit and one off the amp ... 0wn3d them again ... idiots.

Went into the store ... conversation went something like this. So what do you think of Tsunami amps? "They are pieces of crap, we don't suggest you use them" Ok, you do know that they are going very cheap right now, about $440 (Canadian) . "The price reflects the quality. We'll give you this Memphis amp that does 400 watts for $800." So you're going to sell me an amp that does 700 less watts for $400 more? "The Tsunami won't put out 200 watts." Would you like me to bring one in so you can bench test it? "What's a bench test?" Do you know what THD is? "Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you're causing a distraction to the other customers" There's only two of us in the store. "No, some guy just walked out because you are causing a scence, so please leave" That was your cat ... might want to put some oil on the cat door. How much are your wiring harness's? "That wasn't my cat, and the harness's are $20 before tax." You do know they're less than $10, right? "Sir, I'm afraid you have to leave." You need to learn how to run a business. "You need to learn to shut the **** up you piece of shit now get the **** out of here you stupid ****". I'm going to kick your cat.

Then I left. Good times.

Zapped myself the other day ... wall outlet ... plugged some stuff in and held the prongs. It hurt. Stuck a paperclip in a wall socket once. Found out in a hurry that it actually worked. Hand smelled like *** for a week.

- Steve

 

[RangerMan Premium Member]

I zapped myself today...who the hell thought to make allen wrenched out of metal with no rubber on them what-so-ever. Dammit.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Rangerman, what happened to you on AIM? TeamPSI still hasn't answered me either. Dammit, not a good day today.

 

[BiaBia 10+ year member]

Went into the store ... conversation went something like this. So what do you think of Tsunami amps? "They are pieces of crap, we don't suggest you use them" Ok, you do know that they are going very cheap right now, about $440 (Canadian) . "The price reflects the quality. We'll give you this Memphis amp that does 400 watts for $800." So you're going to sell me an amp that does 700 less watts for $400 more? "The Tsunami won't put out 200 watts." Would you like me to bring one in so you can bench test it? "What's a bench test?" Do you know what THD is? "Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you're causing a distraction to the other customers" There's only two of us in the store. "No, some guy just walked out because you are causing a scence, so please leave" That was your cat ... might want to put some oil on the cat door. How much are your wiring harness's? "That wasn't my cat, and the harness's are $20 before tax." You do know they're less than $10, right? "Sir, I'm afraid you have to leave." You need to learn how to run a business. "You need to learn to shut the **** up you piece of shit now get the **** out of here you stupid ****". I'm going to kick your cat.

ROFL

-Alex

 

[phoneman 10+ year member]

I always forget to put the fuses back in the holder after installing/working on a system and I cant ever figure out what I did wrong for it not to work when I get ready to test it out. At least it is a good habit to take the fuses out. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[BASSBOY 10+ year member]

Ya, the fast and the furious is a crappy *** combo with like 300-400 rms. Never heard it but i would imagine it sux.

well my friend just picked up the rockford 2f2f sub with a rockford 351 m amp, i built a 2.5 cube 35 hz box and it sounds nice