blazer is dead, i need a new car

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

i get the feeling the pizzas never really make it to the destinations

 

[Meka 10+ year member]

Caravans just have a huge restrictor plate, all Dodges have hemi engines. With 15 minuets worth of work you can make a '93 Plymouth Voyager push 280 horse. Neons runs 250-260 easily, you jst have to punch a hole in that restrictor plate and the ponies flow man.

sooo they make v6 hemis now and 4 cyl hemis....crazy

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

i get the feeling the pizzas never really make it to the destinations

its steaks and hoagies. get it right ****

 

[bumpinne0n 10+ year member]

sooo they make v6 hemis now and 4 cyl hemis....crazy

Nope, all the Hemi's now are either 5.7 or 6.1L V-8s. No V-6 or 4 cyl hemi's are in production.

I didn't understand all that restrictor plate shit but it doesn't make sense to me as to how you could gain 120hp by punching a hole in it, especially in a van that's rated 162 at the crank. The SRT neons can reach 250-260 with a wastegate actuator and an aftermarket exhaust but I'm about 99% sure they don't have a restrictor plate. That's why I couldn't tell if he was serious or just ****ing with this guy when he said that.

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

****, STI's are 300hp stock on an I4....thats just disgusting. that shouldnt even be legal

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

****, STI's are 300hp stock on an I4....thats just disgusting. that shouldnt even be legal

its a h4 actually, a boxer engine.

and yes, they do make v6 and i4 hemi's, they have the spherical head design which is what the hemi is based off of... therefore making them a hemi by design but not by name

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

its steaks and hoagies. get it right ****

my dear, i beg 1000 pardons

 

[psych0ticnemes1 5,000+ posts]

i have a '91 blazer for sale... 120k miles v6, 4 wheel drive, etc.

 

[Meka 10+ year member]

its steaks and hoagies. get it right ****

You better slow down or your gonna need a forklift to move you around not a car.

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

its a h4 actually, a boxer engine.
and yes, they do make v6 and i4 hemi's, they have the spherical head design which is what the hemi is based off of... therefore making them a hemi by design but not by name

h4? what is that? and do u mean boxter?

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

You better slow down or your gonna need a forklift to move you around not a car.

shit man, im dropping weight. i went from 322 (new record) a month or so ago to 301 now. and most of my fat weight is just shifting to muscle weight now. im just a sexy **** deisel bastard now. i feel bad for you guys, you cant compete with me

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

lawl

 

[ToyTundra 10+ year member]

h4? what is that? and do u mean boxter?

Boxer style engine. I do belive the porche Boxster uses a boxer style engine as well, but not the same engine

Edit: i've heard that the Toyota 4.7L V8 has hemisherically shaped heads as well, but i've never seen it first hand

 

[Meka 10+ year member]

shit man, im dropping weight. i went from 322 (new record) a month or so ago to 301 now. and most of my fat weight is just shifting to muscle weight now. im just a sexy **** deisel bastard now. i feel bad for you guys, you cant compete with me

Its shifting to muscle weight, thats simply amazing. What new formula do you have that turns your fat into muscle?

 

[fatryan 5,000+ posts]

Boxer style engine. I do belive the porche Boxster uses a boxer style engine as well, but not the same engine

Edit: i've heard that the Toyota 4.7L V8 has hemisherically shaped heads as well, but i've never seen it first hand

wow, ive never seen that b4. why dont they just make it v style? that looks like a ***** to service