best movies quotes ever @!@!@! thread

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Quotes from the movie "airplane" One of my all time favorites.

Dr. Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?

Capt. Clarence Oveur: I can't tell.

Dr. Rumack: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.

Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, I mean, I'm just not sure.

Dr. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?

Capt. Clarence Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.

Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess "for another two hours"?

Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, no, no, I mean we can't land for another two hours.

Operator: have a emergency call for you on line five, from a Mr. Hamm.

Capt. Clarence Oveur: Alright, give me Hamm on five, hold the mayo

 

 

Steve McCroskey: I want the best available man on this. A man who knows that plane inside and out. And, won't crack under pressure.

Johnny: How 'bout Mr. Rogers?

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

i picked the wrong week to stop sniffin glue

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood....!!"

"Joanie loves Chachie"

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

"wherever i went. I was RUNNINGuh"

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

another sintzel?? wooowoooowoooo baby 13 is my limit on sintzel hoosen

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

billy the kid:see this hand

sheriff:steady as a rock

billy:ya but this is the hand i shoot with

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Since I saw your avatar,
I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.

It's powdered sugar.

The lice hate the sugar.

It's delicious.

Gimme a litre o' cola.

What?

A litre o' cola.

Just order a large, Farva.

I don't want a large Farva. I want a ******* litre o' cola. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

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[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

"shut the **** up donnie"

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

you got knocked the fuck out!

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

"It's a 107 miles to Chicago...we got a half a tank of gas, a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're waring sunglasses.....Hit it!!!

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his *****!

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[Rattlebrain 10+ year member]

billy the kid:see this handsheriff:steady as a rock

billy:ya but this is the hand i shoot with

Jim (The Waco Kid) //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

damn thats right i was trying to think of it too many movies going on in the head there lol

 

[deadboi77 10+ year member]

"Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth had better be some brilliant f**kin' Mark Twain sh**, 'cause it's definitely gettin' chiselled on your tombstone."

Otis from the Devils Rejects.

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ****ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." ~ Tyler Derden