best movies quotes ever @!@!@! thread

[Rattlebrain 10+ year member]

damn thats right i was trying to think of it too many movies going on in the head there lol

One of my favorite movies.

"Isnt any one going to help that poor man?"

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

He's got a way with hogs.

Congratulations, Charles. You and Steven will be doing the dirty crockery alone this evening.

Sorry, John. It just struck me funny.

And to William, both of you.

Apologies, Billy. We was just hacking on you.

Yeah, we was just hacking on you.

Rumor has it you killed a man, Billy. You don't seem like the killing sort.

Yeah, Billy. What'd you kill him for?

He was hacking on me.

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[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

dont be hatin

b-rad

 

[RMKrider1 10+ year member]

Sampsonite!! I was way off.....I knew it started with an s though.

I boinked her

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

i am the cilt commander!! where ever you see clit you see this fvcking face1

 

[wgaede 10+ year member]

Read this whole thing

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

Saw this movie the other night and had to quote that crap.

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

"The human head weighs 8 pounds"

"Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear"

"My mom's coming I gotta go ta bed....I hear my mom, I gotta go ta bed"

"Can we go to the zoo?.....yea, yea lets go to the zoo....the fucking zoo's closed Ray.....you said fuck!!"

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

a pump is better than coming.

arnold from- pumping iron

 

[Rattlebrain 10+ year member]

He's got a way with hogs. Congratulations, Charles. You and Steven will be doing the dirty crockery alone this evening.

Sorry, John. It just struck me funny.

And to William, both of you.

Apologies, Billy. We was just hacking on you.

Yeah, we was just hacking on you.

Rumor has it you killed a man, Billy. You don't seem like the killing sort.

Yeah, Billy. What'd you kill him for?

He was hacking on me.

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Another of my favs.

"Dont I know you?

Yea yea you do. Trever, from Tularosa.

Naa

POW"

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

you shure do haves a purdy mouth

squeal like a pig boy

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

mmm how bout we meet at 7.45

mmm cant do that. how bout quater to eight

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

"Maybe we should gather up all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless!"

"Just becasuse you listen to Jimi, doesn't mean you HEAR Jimi"

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

fat man in a little coat!

what'd you do!??!?!

tommy boy ftw.

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

harry:why would she meet you at a bar at 9 am???

loyd:i just figured she was a raging alcoholic!

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

a pump is better than coming.
arnold from- pumping iron

that is the funniest shit ever, i love arnold for that.

"for me, lifting weights is like cumming"