best movies quotes ever @!@!@! thread

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

And the whole "Ho for sho" sequence in the 40 Yr. Old Virgin is awesome too. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

"Every man dies, but not every man really lives."

10 points!

 

[MadAudio 10+ year member]

Anyone know this movie?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.

Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?

Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.

Murphy: What?

Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.

Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?

Connor: No, I'm serious.

Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.

Connor: You don't ****in' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.

Murphy: What's this 'they' shit? This isn't a movie.

Connor: Oh, right.

[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]

Connor: Is that right, Rambo?

Murphy: All right. Get your stupid ****in' rope.

Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there.

boondock saints

 

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

What is your major malfunction numbnuts?Didn't mommy and daddy give you enough attention when you were a child?

There is no racial bigotry here.I do not look down on n!ggers, kikes, wops, or greasers.Here, you are all equally worthless. ~ Full Metal Jacket

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

**** you! **** you! I'm ****ing dying here! I'm ****ing dying!

reservoir dogs

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[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

boondock saints

already said that fool!

 

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

Your royal penis is clean ~ coming to america

I know I didn't get that one right to the t, but close enough.Maybe someone who remembers the movie better can go more in depth.

 

[MadAudio 10+ year member]

lol didnt get that far was going for da points

 

[NJack2AF 10+ year member]

"Just when I thought you couldnt be any dumber, you go and pull a stunt like this................................................and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF"

haha... thats a good 1

Tommy Boy- "I was just ehh checkin the specs on the rotator splint axle.. I.. I'm retarded." + "A D minus!?!?..... I PASSED!!!"

I can think of tons but that movie came to mind first and I don't want to sit here for hours... gn yall.

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

What is your major malfunction numbnuts?Didn't mommy and daddy give you enough attention when you were a child?
There is no racial bigotry here.I do not look down on n!ggers, kikes, wops, or greasers.Here, you are all equally worthless. ~ Full Metal Jacket

That's weird that you would quote that particular flick....I'm watching CSI: Criminal Intent right now....

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

We're going streaking!

It feels so good when it hits your lips

I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.

A big day? Doing what?

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

Old school

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[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

"Peter...what's happening....say I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow...so If you could be here around 9 am that would be grrrrreat...oh, and I almost forgot....I'm going to need you to come in on Sunday also.....yeeeeeeeea....we lost some people so were sort of need to play catch up....mmmmmmmmmk...."

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

And this one time at band camp

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[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

"Peter...what's happening....say I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow...so If you could be here around 9 am that would be grrrrreat...oh, and I almost forgot....I'm going to need you to come in on Sunday also.....yeeeeeeeea....we lost some people so were sort of need to play catch up....mmmmmmmmmk...."

After seeing that movie it made me wanna go find an office manager and smash his face in. I freggin' hate people like that //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/pissed.gif.9f665f96bc89e98e708dabd4580bb591.gif

 

[ilaydit 10+ year member]

haha... thats a good 1
Tommy Boy- "I was just ehh checkin the specs on the rotator splint axle.. I.. I'm retarded." + "A D minus!?!?..... I PASSED!!!"

I can think of tons but that movie came to mind first and I don't want to sit here for hours... gn yall.

Ya thats a great one to, and....

"I tried calling ya

"And what number did you try calling"

"?,?,?,?,niner"

"Did I hear a niner in there, were ya calling from a walkie talkie"

"No it was cordless"

"Houskeeping"....etc..