best movies quotes ever @!@!@! thread

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

frylock:whos tacos are these??

master shake:tacos what tacos where. th th those are mine i bought them!!!

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

"Thats the thing I like about these high school girls man....they get older, I say the same age....yes they do...hahahaha"

"Hey....how y'all doin....you heard about the party right.....it's up at the moontower.....full kegs.....everybody's gonna be there.....you oughta go....I love them redheads man"

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

Ah! Beach Boys!

Oh, hell no! You didn't just touch my ******* radio!

The Beach Boys are great American music.

The Beach Boys gonna get you a great *** whuppin'. Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy! You can do that in China but you can get your *** killed out here, man!

It ain't pot, it's just a cigarette.

That ain't a cigarette, that's a ciga-weed!

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[wgaede 10+ year member]

Brian Griffin: You're drunk!

Stewie Griffin: [slurred] You're sexy!

 

[wgaede 10+ year member]

frylock:whos tacos are these??
master shake:tacos what tacos where. th th those are mine i bought them!!!

I love aqua teen hunger force man.

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

im freaking out man

super troopers.

 

[Expy2K 10+ year member]

" todays a good day to die, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "

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[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

I love aqua teen hunger force man.

not a movie but i couldnt resist. one of the funniest lines ever. and the episode where carl runs. i pissed myself i laughed so hard

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

"Don't ask me to participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it alright....you wake me up, you make me get outa bed, come over here...you make me make a phoney phone call to Edward Rooney....and then you delibertly hurt my feelings...."

 

[wgaede 10+ year member]

"Frylock: Where do you think our TVs come from?

Master Shake: Jesus?

Meatwad: No. It's Santa Clause.

Master Shake: It's the same thing.

Meatwad: No, it ain't. And I should know. I'm Jewish.

[pause]

Meatwad: From this day forward. "

"Master Shake: Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've heard the arguments on both sides, and there is nothing to convince me of the need to brush your teeth."

"Carl: Yeah, well, I noticed this long cord comin' from my house, then I noticed YOUR house, glowin' like the freakin' SUN. So I put two and two together and decided - you're pissin' me off. "

 

[barneythedino 10+ year member]

"I swear to god matt if you don't **** that girl I'll kill myself, ****IT MATT **** HER FOR ME, FOR MEEE!"

-The girl next door

 

[thehardknoxlife 10+ year member]

Wwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllssssssssssoooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

One of my favorite movies.

"Isnt any one going to help that poor man?"

No, thats a good way to get him killed.

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

mmm how bout we meet at 7.45
mmm cant do that. how bout quater to eight

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[barneythedino 10+ year member]

Brian Griffin: You're drunk!Stewie Griffin: [slurred] You're sexy!

Haha, that movie is hilarious. The Jesus scene is classic, and the "cartoon" of elmer fud or whatever his name is.