best movies quotes ever @!@!@! thread

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

haha... thats a good 1
Tommy Boy- "I was just ehh checkin the specs on the endline rotatory gerter.. I.. I'm retarded." + "A D minus!?!?..... I PASSED!!!"

I can think of tons but that movie came to mind first and I don't want to sit here for hours... gn yall.

"You can get a good look at a steak by stickn you head up a bulls ***, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it"

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Blazing Saddles

"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."

"God darnit Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore."

"All right, we'll give some land to the n***ers and the chinks, but we DON'T WANT THE IRISH!"

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[ilaydit 10+ year member]

"You can get a good look at a steak by stickn you head up a bulls ***, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it"

Tommy Boy FTW

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

Who said that? Who the **** said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy ****ing godmother said it. Out-****ing-standing. I will PT you all until you ****ing die. I'll PT you until your assholes are ******* buttermilk.

Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-****ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-**** you!

ONE! TWO! THREE!

Sir, I can't help it, sir.

Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag.

Now choke yourself.

******* it, with my hand numb nuts.

Don't pull my ****ing hand over there. I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself.

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[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get," "Forrest Gump"

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?", "Dirty Harry"

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer," "The Godfather Part II"

"Get your stinking paws off me, you ****ed dirty ape," "Planet of the Apes"

Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley," "Airplane"

Those are off the top of my head. There are so many. I need an asprin now. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

full metal jacket:

Boy are you gay

No, sir

You sure look gay, i bet you can **** a golf ball throw a garden hose

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Who said that? Who the **** said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy ****ing godmother said it. Out-****ing-standing. I will PT you all until you ****ing die. I'll PT you until your assholes are ******* buttermilk.

Full metal Jacket FTW!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

Who said that? Who the **** said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy ****ing godmother said it. Out-****ing-standing. I will PT you all until you ****ing die. I'll PT you until your assholes are ******* buttermilk.
Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-****ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-**** you!

ONE! TWO! THREE!

Sir, I can't help it, sir.

Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag.

Now choke yourself.

******* it, with my hand numb nuts.

Don't pull my ****ing hand over there. I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself.

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Man i love this movie it started out so funny then it suddenly got real serious, i didnt even read ur post until after i posted

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

Full metal Jacket FTW!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

Since I saw your avatar,

I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.

It's powdered sugar.

The lice hate the sugar.

It's delicious.

Gimme a litre o' cola.

What?

A litre o' cola.

Just order a large, Farva.

I don't want a large Farva. I want a ******* litre o' cola. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

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[downwiththeclow 10+ year member]

"Thats my chopper you just thrashed, broseph."

jack black in anchorman

 

[Rattlebrain 10+ year member]

"Man, We ain't found $hit!!" ~Spaceballs~

"We must be getting closer to town. We're hitting more people." ~M*A*S*H~

"Where the white women at?" ~Blazing Saddles~

I'll think of more later

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

"I eat pieces of $hit like you for breakfast!!.....you eat pieces of $hit for breakfast??!?!"

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

1. god:mosses can you hear me!!??

mosses: can i hear you?? a deaf man can hear you

god: what??

mosses: nothing nothing

2."what do you do"

"im a stand up philosopher"

"a what??"

"stand up philosopher"

"ooooo a bullshit artist, did you bullshit this week?"

"no"

"did you try to bullshit this week?"

"yeeesss"

3. "i dont do cocaine i jus tlike the smell of it"

history of the world part 1

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

badges we dont need no stinkin badges

 

[Rattlebrain 10+ year member]

"Just a flesh wound" ~Holy Grail~