best movies quotes ever @!@!@! thread

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whats your fav movie quote such as '' i'll be back '' etc etc and so on

mine is

Optimus Prime: Megatron must be stopped... no matter the cost.

from: Transformers: The Movie, (1986)

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[Bigrick31 10+ year member]

IDIOT Gosh!!!!

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

"What's yer name scumbag!"

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

scarface ftw

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

john candy great outdoors- "big bear, big bear chase me!"

phill newman slapshot- "hey woundermeyer, susan sucks pussy"

eddie murphy nuttie professor- "what the hell you think colon clensing is, think they run your ******* by the carwash?!"

just a few

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

tommy in goodfellas- "how am i funny?? funny how?? like a clown? i amusse you?"

 

[imaspaceguy90 10+ year member]

Do the Chickens have large talons : napoleon Dynamite.

 

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john candy great outdoors- "big bear, big bear chase me!"
phill newman slapshot- "hey woundermeyer, susan sucks pussy"

eddie murphy nuttie professor- "what the hell you think colon clensing is, think they run your ******* by the carwash?!"

just a few

great addition to the thread

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

im rick james b!tch

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

check my sig

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

My name is Buck, and I came to ****

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Bernie Mac off Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

"You ain't so tough now, little nigga. I hate your black bastards, you stink! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's lips. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. Most of all, I hate that black-*** Wesley Snipes."

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee"

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Charlie Sheen off Hot Shots

"Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eating apple sauce through a straw... and porking farm animals."

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

samuel l jackson-- pulp fiction

I didn't feel like typing all that out so I just copied

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?

Brett: What?

Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHER****ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What, I-?

Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother****er. Say what one more ******* time.

Brett: He's b-b-black...

Jules: Go on.

Brett: He's bald...

Jules: Does he look like a *****?

Brett: What?

[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]

Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A *****?

Brett: No!

Jules: Then why you try to **** him like a *****, Brett?

Brett: I didn't.

Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace