best movies quotes ever @!@!@! thread

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

bri ~ it was her number....not a number iirc

 

[bri487 5,000+ posts]

bri ~ it was her number....not a number iirc

NY accent, kind of an iffy one. it could go both ways with the accent though.

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

NY accent, kind of an iffy one. it could go both ways with the accent though.

True - very true.

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

you come to me asking me to kill a man i do not know.

 

[ilaydit 10+ year member]

"Just when I thought you couldnt be any dumber, you go and pull a stunt like this................................................and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF"

 

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

If I have to listen to you b!itch, don't be surprised when I beat you to death with my shoe! ~ My Fellow Americans

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

they really need a hand joby thing in here to save towels. i mean blow joby thing.

 

[Safe-N-Sound215 10+ year member]

Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the ******* refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.

 

[FoxPro5 5,000+ posts]

samuel l jackson-- pulp fictionI didn't feel like typing all that out so I just copied

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?

Brett: What?

Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHER****ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What, I-?

Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother****er. Say what one more ******* time.

Brett: He's b-b-black...

Jules: Go on.

Brett: He's bald...

Jules: Does he look like a *****?

Brett: What?

[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]

Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A *****?

Brett: No!

Jules: Then why you try to **** him like a *****, Brett?

Brett: I didn't.

Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace

aahhemmm...

Jules: Do you read the Bible Bret? Well's the passage I've got memorized...I use on occastion....

see above^^^

Like the way I link those posts together //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/handclap.gif.0c301076f534e244f0460706894f19e0.gif

More random ones from my brain....

Jules: Don't be talkin to me about no ****ing foot messages, I'm the foot ****ing master!!

Jules: Oh you ready to blow...well I'm a mushroom cloud layin mother****er, mother****er....everytime my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the guns of the Naverone....in fact, you're the mother****er who should be on brain detail...we switchin'...I'm washin the windows and you're pick'n up the *****s skull.

Jules: Piggs sleep and roop in shit, that's a filthy animal...I don't anything that doesn't have the sense to disgregard his own feces!

Vincent: What about a dog?

Jules: I don't eat dog either

Vincent: But do you consider it a dirty animal?

Jules: I wouldn't go as far to say a dog's a filthy animal...but they definately dirty.

 

[saywhat? 5,000+ posts]

If his premature demise has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish below the glossy veneer of criminal life, and inspired you to change your ways, then his death carries with it an inherent nobility. And a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You can say "Poor Toby." I say: "Poor us."

 

[Sonnick 10+ year member]

"Way to think it through...one ****** for the rest of your life...real smart Frank"

Old School

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

You motor-boatin' son of a b1tch. - Wedding Crashers

There's so many, but none that I can think of off the top of my head.

 

[ilaydit 10+ year member]

Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the ******* refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.

^^^^Friday................."you want some kool-aid? man you know I want some koolaid

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the ******* refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.

Friday FTW!!!

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

Eddie Murphy off Coming to America

"Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout boxing, a white man got to pull Rocky Marciano out their ***. That's their one, that's their one. Rocky Marciano. Rocky Marciano. Let me tell you something once and for all. Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit."