Woman are funny as hell!

[dakotus 10+ year member]

Ok I have another good one that reminds me of this kinda. I was with this one chick who was very shy, so she seemed with me. Well finds out she cheats on me. I accept becasue I was a loser back then and lonely. So talked with her about what happened with us. Well she then goes into detail about what she did with the guy and how she finally swallowed!!!!!
Needless to say I beat his *** just because I would never hit a girl, even know it was real hard not to slap the shit out her when she told me that. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

Man I have bad luck with chicks!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

man, she didnt swallow with you, then did some guy and swallowed his stuff? I would be FAWKING PISSED. Glad you beat the shit outta him . Cheers brother!

btw, i can totally relate to this thread, keep it going gents

 

[dakotus 10+ year member]

To the original poster: It's good that you can laugh about shit. It's good to see that you aren't beating yourself up over it. When my current girlfriend and I had a brief two week separation, I would call her every night for the first week, and it didn't do anything but make the problem worse. The second week I hooked up with a new chick, got drunk every night, and pretty much lived in her apartment. I called me ex in a drunken stupor one evening to find out that she really missed me and wanted to get back together. She's sinced choosen to attend a college that is ~20 minutes away, and we have a really solid relationship now. If you do want any chance of getting back with her, laughing at her bullshit on the phone wasn't a bad move. Good luck with everything!

Jim

im in this same sitaution right now, actually going on 2 weeks too. I think youre right in saying the calling her every day pisses her off. Girl called the break for a reason (needs space, time, etc) and bringing up the relationship all the time makes shit much worse. Glad she came to you though. Thats the outcome Im hoping for.

 

[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

wow i read thru this entire thread and as it started out pretty shitty but corey you had me crying for a min with some this shit my god i havent laughed that hard in a while good shit

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

ya my friend had the worst head exp. ever. he forgot to tell the girl he was gonna blow and he did it in her mouth and she played it cool and then when he said "sorry" she spit it in his face!!! thats a true story

hey i dont hit women but i can shake the shit outta them lol

and if you get back with her bigbang when shes giving you head *** in her mouht then quickly close her mouth with your hand and say "i got aids when you left me *****" and watch it come outta her nose lol. called the angry dragon.

more wierd *** tips if you want them lol

HOLY SHIT DUDE!!!!

I Think I may have had a mild heartattack reading that!

True story!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

To the original poster: It's good that you can laugh about shit. It's good to see that you aren't beating yourself up over it. When my current girlfriend and I had a brief two week separation, I would call her every night for the first week, and it didn't do anything but make the problem worse. The second week I hooked up with a new chick, got drunk every night, and pretty much lived in her apartment. I called me ex in a drunken stupor one evening to find out that she really missed me and wanted to get back together. She's sinced choosen to attend a college that is ~20 minutes away, and we have a really solid relationship now. If you do want any chance of getting back with her, laughing at her bullshit on the phone wasn't a bad move. Good luck with everything!

Yeah, there for the first couple of days I would call and it didnt help. I havent talked to her in about 4 days now. It sucks, but already went and seen a friend with benefits.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif Still it didnt help, **** I must really have been in love. I couldnt even fuc that chick. Oh well, shit happens. I will not call her. If she wants me back, she can call me. She will have to prove her love to me though. I will make it difficult for her, trust me there.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[dakotus 10+ year member]

I say, give her a few more days. Then maybe offer to take her to dinner or something. Or you cant go wrong with flowers. If you need a deal on flowers PM me I found a kickass coupon online. But yea, Im hoping this will for me , its only this part in relationships that gives me stress //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

That's why, in all my post about relationships, I say don't trust the hoes out there. Oddly, I broke up with my girl two days ago. We had a great run. It's not that I want to go about and do the whole town, it is more like having a girlfriend makes you miss opportunities (both social and economic) for instance, I graduate very soon. If I was offered a great job in another place, I would/mike accept it. Well then, now I have this girlfriend who won't graduate for a couple semesters to worry about. So if I drop her, I am more able to take advantage of the opportunities. I wouldn't want her quitting school because of me so I broke up with her. She says I am selfish, but whatever.

If all else fails, listen to some old school Too $hort. You'll get a renewed disrespect for women and it should make you feel much better.

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

play eamons- **** you, you hoe it makes me feel better

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I say, give her a few more days. Then maybe offer to take her to dinner or something. Or you cant go wrong with flowers. If you need a deal on flowers PM me I found a kickass coupon online. But yea, Im hoping this will for me , its only this part in relationships that gives me stress //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

I would man, but she really fuc ked this one up. I came to the conclusion it wasnt me, it is her and her issues alone that got messed up this one. So I will make her come back to me. If that takes all the time in the world, then so be it. I will eventually move on. Might take a long time to get in another involved relatioship though just to get burnt again.

Then again I may PM you about the flowers, I have some dates lined up.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

Yeah, there for the first couple of days I would call and it didnt help. I havent talked to her in about 4 days now. It sucks, but already went and seen a friend with benefits.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif Still it didnt help, **** I must really have been in love. I couldnt even fuc that chick. Oh well, shit happens. I will not call her. If she wants me back, she can call me. She will have to prove her love to me though. I will make it difficult for her, trust me there.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

Trust me, it's the best thing you can do. Give it a couple more days, and then you can consider giving her a call back. Just try being cool about everything when you talk to her. Good luck!

 

[dakotus 10+ year member]

big bang, did anything transpire yet with this? I'm still waiting for my girl to come out of her 'im so confused' state and realize that what we had was a very good thing. Let me know man you can PM me if you wanna chat on aim

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

dakotus, you ****ing somebody else will help her get out of that state faster. Try it out.

 

[dakotus 10+ year member]

haha, that might make her get out of her state of confusion, and make one thing clear....im a huge dick and not worth working on.

relationships are a bunch of shit sometimes. its all smooth sailing until one day....the girl decides she needs something else from life, and of course left you no signs along the way of the impending doom. awesome

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Well like they (others in this thread) kept saying then. Dont be with her if she wasnt leaving signs along the way. So ****ing someone else wont matter. She'll think you are a dick and wont be with you, or she wont be with you and you can get no ****. So in this state of confusion, are youll still ****ing, talking or seeing eachother at all?

 

[dakotus 10+ year member]

we're still talking here and there and maybe seeing each other once a week. I just dont know what the issue is with her besides our little arguments here and that (which she says are really hard for her to handle) I think a big part of it is the age difference. Im 25 shes 21. She wants to go out and party like 3 nights a week with her friends, and I cant do that anymore I have a career to worry about.