Woman are funny as hell!

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Well I dont know who reads my blogs but for those who do know my girlfriend broke up with me this past weekened. So she goes on and on about she dosent know why, just wants some time and blah,blay,blah! So tonight I get a call from her and she tells me the Main reason why she broke it off. Tells me that I am too good for her and that I can do alot better than her! AHAHAHAHAHA!! So I am trying to hold it in well on the phone, not to laugh and all, cause it is total weaksauce of an excuse. Welp lasted 10 seconds and I start to laugh to the point of tears rolling down my face. She then says well this conversation is done and I am still done with you. I guess I shouldnt have laughed!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif Oh well, plenty of fish in the sea. Just gonna **** splitting time in between our son. Amazing how perfect you think everything is in a relationship is. Word of advice, never date anyone who will not talk about there feelings. Cause when they do it all at once it makes them sound phsyco!!!!

Anyone else have people breakup with them over stupid shit that may make sense to them but not to you?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

I guarantee she was fuc king some other dude on the side coming up with that excuse! LOL!

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[Jordantyler 10+ year member]

im sry to hear that

my ex bf broke up with me because i turned his music when i got in his car without askin , and that i didnt want to go to church with him (reason i didnt want to go cuz he goes to the stuck up church in town)

 

[KngOfThePkngLot 5,000+ posts]

Well I dont know who reads my blogs but for those who do know my girlfriend broke up with me this past weekened. So she goes on and on about she dosent know why, just wants some time and blah,blay,blah! So tonight I get a call from her and she tells me the Main reason why she broke it off. Tells me that I am too good for her and that I can do alot better than her! AHAHAHAHAHA!! So I am trying to hold it in well on the phone, not to laugh and all, cause it is total weaksauce of an excuse. Welp lasted 10 seconds and I start to laugh to the point of tears rolling down my face. She then says well this conversation is done and I am still done with you. I guess I shouldnt have laughed!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif Oh well, plenty of fish in the sea. Just gonna **** splitting time in between our son. Amazing how perfect you think everything is in a relationship is. Word of advice, never date anyone who will not talk about there feelings. Cause when they do it all at once it makes them sound phsyco!!!!

Anyone else have people breakup with them over stupid shit that may make sense to them but not to you?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

I guarantee she was fuc king some other dude on the side coming up with that excuse! LOL!

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif that sucks man!

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

ya i broke up with my girl just before thanksgiving. but thats because i found out she cheated on me multiple times and had the frat boys run a train on her. ya but anyways i beat the shit outta some guys that did it and made me feel better.

but the worst excuse i got was that "i just feel scared that im gonna freak out and hit you in the face if you make me mad" lol ya im glad shes gone lol pychobitach

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

LOL keep them coming guys, it is making me feel better. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[KngOfThePkngLot 5,000+ posts]

ya i broke up with my girl just before thanksgiving. but thats because i found out she cheated on me multiple times and had the frat boys run a train on her. ya but anyways i beat the shit outta some guys that did it and made me feel better.

but the worst excuse i got was that "i just feel scared that im gonna freak out and hit you in the face if you make me mad" lol ya im glad shes gone lol pychobitach

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif Pwned!

 

[KnOkIn It 420 10+ year member]

Okay when they say u are to good for me ,that generally means u werent good enough for her in the sack,j/k that **** man ,go bone u a couple of college *****s and u'll forget about her

 

[Chevyaudio 5,000+ posts]

ya i broke up with my girl just before thanksgiving. but thats because i found out she cheated on me multiple times and had the frat boys run a train on her. ya but anyways i beat the shit outta some guys that did it and made me feel better.

but the worst excuse i got was that "i just feel scared that im gonna freak out and hit you in the face if you make me mad" lol ya im glad shes gone lol pychobitach

Dude im not gonna lie I litteraly fell out of my seat when I read this, that totally sucks.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Okay when they say u are to good for me ,that generally means u werent good enough for her in the sack,j/k that **** man ,go bone u a couple of college *****s and u'll forget about her

Yeah man, when she told me that, first thing I thought was no ? she is **** ing some other dude, or wants to fuc k another dude. Was just weaksause. Also I am not bad in bed, I dont think, I am however into some wierd shit. Maybe that scared her,lol! Then again my fist slipped the first time it went in. I swear!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[KngOfThePkngLot 5,000+ posts]

Yeah man, when she told me that, first thing I thought was no ? she is **** ing some other dude, or wants to fuc k another dude. Was just weaksause. Also I am not bad in bed, I dont think, I am however into some wierd shit. Maybe that scared her,lol! Then again my fist slipped the first time it went in. I swear!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/awesome.gif.4430a219d9aaaa6cadc75e9290979dfb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/omg.gif.05aa02c3095d6ce9338996654eca0863.gif :stuck:

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

ya that was a dark moment in my life but theres a phrase a use to get over it- s.w.,s.w.,s.w., n. which stands for- some will, some wont, so what, next. and- **** *****'s we drink is another one lol. hey it helps me with my stand up act thats the way i look at it lol as long as someone can laugh at it it makes it all wroth it.

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

well my ex wife called me up on the phone one day and told me she needed to talk, i asked if its a bad thing, she procedes to tell me no its not anything i need to worry about, and we'll talk after she gets off work, then about 30 mins later she comes hom from work(about 4 hrs early) and gives me a 2 page letter telling me she wants to divorce. at the time i thought how the hell can this not be a bad thing, but looking back, well. she is crazy and is one of those types that never discuss how they feel inside. so yea heed bigbangtheory's advise. dont hook up w/ someone that wont talk about how they feel.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/2NYCE/****.bmp

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I guess i must not be much of a relationship person, whats all this about talkin about your feelings?

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Well I dont know who reads my blogs but for those who do know my girlfriend broke up with me this past weekened. So she goes on and on about she dosent know why, just wants some time and blah,blay,blah! So tonight I get a call from her and she tells me the Main reason why she broke it off. Tells me that I am too good for her and that I can do alot better than her! AHAHAHAHAHA!! So I am trying to hold it in well on the phone, not to laugh and all, cause it is total weaksauce of an excuse. Welp lasted 10 seconds and I start to laugh to the point of tears rolling down my face. She then says well this conversation is done and I am still done with you. I guess I shouldnt have laughed!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif Oh well, plenty of fish in the sea. Just gonna **** splitting time in between our son.

Sharing children always complicates a breakup. How severely so will depend on you and your ex. Just never lose sight of the fact that you two brought that young man into the world together. So you need to continue to raise him, teach him, guide him, etc etc etc together. Regardless of whatever passes between Mom and Dad, Junior needs to always know that he's got two parents that are involved in his life.

Amazing how perfect you think everything is in a relationship is. Word of advice, never date anyone who will not talk about there feelings. Cause when they do it all at once it makes them sound phsyco!!!!

Sound advice.

Anyone else have people breakup with them over stupid shit that may make sense to them but not to you?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/up2something.gif.dd110ecf3ae4b76050d87598f2f8de7c.gif

I promise you are not alone in this.

I guarantee she was fuc king some other dude on the side coming up with that excuse! LOL!

Like Jeff Foxworthy said - when you hear "You're too good for me.......you can do much better," if she has not already ridden a different pony she has already cut him from the herd and fit him for a saddle.....




Sorry to hear you're having a rough time, dude. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif