Woman are funny as hell!

[KngOfThePkngLot 5,000+ posts]

Actually it has made me feel quite relieved. If I can make fun of it......well it is better than me balling my eyes out, which I would never do.


























Runs to corner now! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

not sure if you seen it or not but devillain and i asked what hole(S)//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Its a lot better to make fun of it, probly. It will be even better when you **** that aids infected hooker. Dont listen to what anyone tells you, STDs are fun. But really once you **** the next chick, you will forget all about it. I know I did, when I was ****ing that first girl after my the relationship, afterwards I couldnt even remember my name, let alone my ex's.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

i hope not...if that would have happened to me i would most likely be in prison right now.

Ok I have another good one that reminds me of this kinda. I was with this one chick who was very shy, so she seemed with me. Well finds out she cheats on me. I accept becasue I was a loser back then and lonely. So talked with her about what happened with us. Well she then goes into detail about what she did with the guy and how she finally swallowed!!!!!

Needless to say I beat his *** just because I would never hit a girl, even know it was real hard not to slap the shit out her when she told me that. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

Man I have bad luck with chicks!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

ahh man it s all good i went through the same thing last year... It s cheesy to say , but.. " it can only get better "

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Dang what a *****. If a girl told me details of how she cheated on me, I would leave her ***** smokin. She'd probly like it too, dirty slore.

 

[KngOfThePkngLot 5,000+ posts]

Dang what a *****. If a girl told me details of how she cheated on me, I would leave her ***** smokin. She'd probly like it too, dirty slore.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif i thought me and my friends were the only people who called dumb b*tches "slores" devillain00 FTW!

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Its a lot better to make fun of it, probly. It will be even better when you **** that aids infected hooker. Dont listen to what anyone tells you, STDs are fun. But really once you **** the next chick, you will forget all about it. I know I did, when I was ****ing that first girl after my the relationship, afterwards I couldnt even remember my name, let alone my ex's.

Holy shit rep points for you! I feel out my seat reading that.

Also about the holes thing, I was being sarcastic. But I could fist her. Funny when a baby comes out she never tightened back up that much, ahaha!

That or else she was screwed alot before me. I am calling the doctor tomorrow and getting tested. Fuc k now I am scarred. I really have lost alot of weight!

YEAH RIGHT!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

Ok I have another good one that reminds me of this kinda. I was with this one chick who was very shy, so she seemed with me. Well finds out she cheats on me. I accept becasue I was a loser back then and lonely. So talked with her about what happened with us. Well she then goes into detail about what she did with the guy and how she finally swallowed!!!!!
Needless to say I beat his *** just because I would never hit a girl, even know it was real hard not to slap the shit out her when she told me that. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

Man I have bad luck with chicks!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

See, we were broken up when it happened, it was just incredibly awkward. Neither of us had spoken in a while, and BAM! I see her spitting jizz. Pretty funny once you think about it.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

So does that mean, IF, and I mean IF, I ever get married I should make my wife get a C section each time?

See, we were broken up when it happened, it was just incredibly awkward. Neither of us had spoken in a while, and BAM! I see her spitting jizz. Pretty funny once you think about it.

Shit man.

awkward is an understatement.

Shit.

I dont...

Shit

Id probly have went over there and tried to give her some more jizz to spit. I dont know.

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

haha thats a good way to look at it too

 

[KngOfThePkngLot 5,000+ posts]

Holy shit rep points for you! I feel out my seat reading that.

Also about the holes thing, I was being sarcastic. But I could fist her. Funny when a baby comes out she never tightened back up that much, ahaha!

That or else she was screwed alot before me. I am calling the doctor tomorrow and getting tested. Fuc k now I am scarred. I really have lost alot of weight!

YEAH RIGHT!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

dude...my wife had our son and there is no way in h*ll i could fist her....still like new

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

So does that mean, IF, and I mean IF, I ever get married I should make my wife get a C section each time?

I dont know, do you have a small penis? If not then dont worry about it. It is kinda erotic and gross all in same sense. I mean I know I have problems and I am a *** addict and all but it was fun.

Just got an idea, I am gonna go to a *** addicts class and hook up with some one there. Devil FTW again! Thanks for the brainstorm,lol!

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

dude...my wife had our son and there is no way in h*ll i could fist her....still like new

Yep, it was her past then

MOTHER FUC KER!!!!!

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

I just ended up breaking up with my gf a week ago....it was fun while it lasted. 6 good months. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif But she just ended up being too bitchy and wanted to know where I was and who I was with ALL THE TIME!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

Ohh well....we are still friends so thats good for both of us.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I dont know, do you have a small penis? If not then dont worry about it. It is kinda erotic and gross all in same sense. I mean I know I have problems and I am a *** addict and all but it was fun.
Just got an idea, I am gonna go to a *** addicts class and hook up with some one there. Devil FTW again! Thanks for the brainstorm,lol!

No. Its delicious. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

I dont know, fisting doesnt seem appealing to me. But it would be kinda tight to be able to punch a girls **** and have your fist go straight in. I meam A girl, not MY girl.

I just ended up breaking up with my gf a week ago....it was fun while it lasted. 6 good months. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif But she just ended up being too *****y and wanted to know where I was and who I was with ALL THE TIME!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif
Ohh well....we are still friends so thats good for both of us.

Friends? FTF?

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