Woman are funny as hell!

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

suuure

 

[KngOfThePkngLot 5,000+ posts]

No. Its delicious. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif
I dont know, fisting doesnt seem appealing to me. But it would be kinda tight to be able to punch a girls **** and have your fist go straight in. I meam A girl, not MY girl.

:hilariou:that would be awesome! but once again a girl...not my girl

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Sharing children always complicates a breakup. How severely so will depend on you and your ex. Just never lose sight of the fact that you two brought that young man into the world together. So you need to continue to raise him, teach him, guide him, etc etc etc together. Regardless of whatever passes between Mom and Dad, Junior needs to always know that he's got two parents that are involved in his life.
Sound advice.

I promise you are not alone in this.

Like Jeff Foxworthy said - when you hear "You're too good for me.......you can do much better," if she has not already ridden a different pony she has already cut him from the herd and fit him for a saddle.....

Sorry to hear you're having a rough time, dude. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

I must have missed this the first time. Well said about everything. Plus points for you!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

:hilariou:that would be awesome! but once again a girl...not my girl

Lol that was a good laugh as well. Punch her ****. I am hurting right now. LMAO!!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

Yeah probably will get banned, but was fun well it lasted. Good times! Plus like to thank all ya's. Made my night! Much love

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

where are my points?

lol j/k

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

You know after reading back through this thread, I realize I have problems. I need help.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

That guy still creeps me out!

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

You know after reading back through this thread, I realize I have problems. I need help.

No man, you have the right idea. At least that is how I feel now. Keep playing player. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

See, we were broken up when it happened, it was just incredibly awkward. Neither of us had spoken in a while, and BAM! I see her spitting jizz. Pretty funny once you think about it.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

She has blond hair like my girl had. Oh the ideas are flowing now,lol!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[BoominBeast]

im sry to hear that
my ex bf broke up with me because i turned his music when i got in his car without askin , and that i didnt want to go to church with him (reason i didnt want to go cuz he goes to the stuck up church in town)

ow my, some one needs to runa away //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[jimmclrk1 10+ year member]

To the original poster: It's good that you can laugh about shit. It's good to see that you aren't beating yourself up over it. When my current girlfriend and I had a brief two week separation, I would call her every night for the first week, and it didn't do anything but make the problem worse. The second week I hooked up with a new chick, got drunk every night, and pretty much lived in her apartment. I called me ex in a drunken stupor one evening to find out that she really missed me and wanted to get back together. She's sinced choosen to attend a college that is ~20 minutes away, and we have a really solid relationship now. If you do want any chance of getting back with her, laughing at her bullshit on the phone wasn't a bad move. Good luck with everything!

 

[rocky 59 5,000+ posts]

ya my friend had the worst head exp. ever. he forgot to tell the girl he was gonna blow and he did it in her mouth and she played it cool and then when he said "sorry" she spit it in his face!!! thats a true story

hey i dont hit women but i can shake the shit outta them lol

and if you get back with her bigbang when shes giving you head *** in her mouht then quickly close her mouth with your hand and say "i got aids when you left me *****" and watch it come outta her nose lol. called the angry dragon.

more wierd *** tips if you want them lol

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

So does that mean, IF, and I mean IF, I ever get married I should make my wife get a C section each time?

Shit man.

awkward is an understatement.

Shit.

I dont...

Shit

Id probly have went over there and tried to give her some more jizz to spit. I dont know.

I mean honestly, what the hell are you to do in a situation like that? The wierdest part is her friend was still in her car (she was in this guys POS brown saturn) while she was with this other guy. We hadnt talked in a few weeks, and we just kinda went our own ways, nothing more.