why that was nice

[RowJoe 10+ year member]

I really like spicy food but i hate poops that burn.. any suggestions?

You're just not cut out for spicy food.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

burnin ring of fire ftl

 

[gotparts90 10+ year member]

hydro cortisone cream. poop will burn but that will put it out right away

 

[RowJoe 10+ year member]

Actually, I'd say kill yourself and hopefully you'll reincarnate into Habanero Man.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

if i killed myself i couldnt eat spicy food.

 

[RowJoe 10+ year member]

That's why you want to be reincarnated. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

It all works out, trust me.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

dip spicy food in astroglide?

 

[Shinju 10+ year member]

Thought all asians were about the teh spice...

fuqing lies you are really a white man!

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i am white.. and i like spicy foods.. but i dont like spicy ***...

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

KY Enema beforehand? Poop will shoot out so fast you won't have time for a burn. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i tried eating ice cream right after spicy food.. thinking it might cool it down before i finally said goodbye.. but it didnt work.

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

After pooping, insert frozen hotdog into anus to ease pain. This also works well for freezing off hemorrhoids.