why that was nice

[k_schutte 10+ year member]

This thread is serious, fans kill people!

Just this morning i woke up and found my fan standing over me with a knife slowly rocking back and fourth quitely singing "Join Me In Death"

 

[FurbiesAndBeans 10+ year member]

If bodies are exposed to electric fans or air conditioners for too long, it causes [the] bodies to lose water and [causes] hypothermia. If directly in contact with [air current from] a fan, this could lead to death from [an] increase of carbon dioxide saturation concentration [sic] and decrease of oxygen concentration. The risks are higher for the elderly and patients with respiratory problems. From 2003 [to] 2005, a total of 20 cases were reported through the CISS involving asphyxiations caused by leaving electric fans and air conditioners on while sleeping. To prevent asphyxiation, timers should be set, wind direction should be rotated and doors should be left open.

7 deaths a year? how many people are living in this earth? i have a higher chance of winning the lottery 3 times in a row than dying by a fan

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

7 deaths a year? how many people are living in this earth? i have a higher chance of winning the lottery 3 times in a row than dying by a fan

hey 20 deaths is a lot.

 

[FurbiesAndBeans 10+ year member]

hey 20 deaths is a lot.

over 3 years //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

Had my fan on 24/7 since late March. No issues at all. I think with an open window one would be fine.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Had my fan on 24/7 since late March. No issues at all. I think with an open window one would be fine.

Well of course.. everyone knows fan death only occurs in sealed rooms...

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

Well of course.. everyone knows fan death only occurs in sealed rooms...

I thought ported rooms made the fans move air better though

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

I thought ported rooms made the fans move air better though

fan death is nothing to joke about.

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

I thought ported rooms made the fans move air better though

My room is tuned to 38Hz.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

It is becoming more and more evident each day that the massive pork-u-lus bill introduced this spring has not been working. GDP is still declining, 3 million + jobs lost, stocks and crude oil have done nothing, housing is still weak and the bailouts haven't worked. Why are there talks in Washington now of a second massive spending bill??? I want to do something about this so i am starting a facebook group to let all the people in DC how we feel about this. But i'm going to need a lot of people in the group so they take it serious. So i need you all to give me your names and i will invite you to join the group.

 

[Boomin_tahoe 5,000+ posts]

STFU dam whiner

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

I want to do something about this so i am starting a facebook group to let all the people in DC how we feel about this.

Better yet, Twitter.

All the revolutionaries are doing that now.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

Faulkton and Jim are my lovers.

 

[jonathan demuth]

A pathetic waste like you isnt going to do anything of any importance. carry on

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Better yet, Twitter.
All the revolutionaries are doing that now.

“There are many truths in Marxism, but they all boil down to this; it is right to rebel against reactionaries.” Mao.