why that was nice

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

lawl at teh pics

 

[andrewmoore13 10+ year member]

open a window and you'll be fine. ****in morons.....

 

[DUMPED 10+ year member]

You don't have yours on timers? Man, you're really risking it...

how so?

can you shed some info on this?

thanks

 

[BloodyGuts335i 10+ year member]

NOW that was f*cking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WIN!!

 

[Compjake 10+ year member]

fan timers haha, lame..

/Thread

 

[armitank]

I am the evil babyshitter parents please beware,

Your baby will inhale my shit I-don't-care !!!

Squat in the ****ing cradle with my pants down,

My hairy anus on its mouth little baby drown!

All hail for the babyshitter !!!

The first anal cigar is now filling tiny lungs,

There comes some gass now **** my *** with your tiny tongue !!!

The baby looks pathetic, with its mask of shit,

It makes me furious so I-get-rid-of-it !!!

****!

You!

Kid!

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Within white culture, your choice of transportation method says a lot about you. For example a Prius says you care about the Earth, a bicycle shows you REALLY care about the earth, and a bus shows that you are probably not white. But these three options are not the only viable ways for a white person to get around, they have literally dozens of choices including Volvos, old Mercedes that run on vegetable oil, Subaru Outbacks, and Vespa Scooters.

As it stands, every single white person on earth either owns, has owned, or is dreaming about owning a Vespa Scooter. And why not? They are Italian, feature vintage design, low emissions, make the rider look more sophisticated, and they carry a little bit of risk. In fact, were it to have a liberal arts degree and a steady income, a Vespa scooter would possesses every important quality that a white person looks for in a spouse.

In addition to these superficial qualities, there are some very practical benefits to white people. Namely, scooters are perfect for gentrifying neighborhoods which are often short on parking and heavy on people who are impressed by Vespas.

If you are in search of a fun game, a white person who has recently purchased a Vespa can be a source of tremendous entertainment. Step One, get them talking about their Vespa (easy). Step Two, start asking them why they didn’t save money by getting a Honda or Suzuki that gets the same mileage. Step Three, see how many of the following justifications a white person will use during the ensuing rant: environment, parking, urban lifestyles, union labor, writers, fuel efficiency, Roman Holiday, study abroad, and being into Vespas before other people.

Finally, the Vespa has produced one of the great paradoxes in white culture. Vintage Vespas are infinitely cooler than newer ones, but the vintage models produce more pollution than most automobiles. If you know a white person going through this dilemma, just say something like “the amount of energy and carbon used to produce a new scooter will probably cancel out the emissions from your vintage one.”

Problem solved forever.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

Fuck vespas //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

i do like me a vespa

 

[bumpin buick 5,000+ posts]

GUy down the street has one, reminds me of a bowling pin when im driving

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

In fact, were it to have a liberal arts degree and a steady income, a Vespa scooter would possesses every important quality that a white person looks for in a spouse.

Suprisingly hit the nail on the head with this one...

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

I like motorcycles...and that's almost a motorcycle

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

I like motorcycles...and that's almost a motorcycle

so you almost like it?

i'd rock one, if i got it for free.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Indeed

Also need to set timer for central air conditioning.