why that was nice

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

I beat it in 4th period history class in middle school by laying it between my leg and denim in my jeans, and slowly moving my leg several inches back and forth, surrounded by students. I excused myself afterwards to the bathroom for cleanup. Gota be smooth with that stuff. Can't just whip it out and bang it to cams.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I beat it in 4th period history class in middle school by laying it between my leg and denim in my jeans, and slowly moving my leg several inches back and forth, surrounded by students. I excused myself afterwards to the bathroom for cleanup.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif Uh, thanks for sharing that story.

 

[Lil Poot 5,000+ posts]

I beat it in 4th period history class in middle school by laying it between my leg and denim in my jeans, and slowly moving my leg several inches back and forth, surrounded by students. I excused myself afterwards to the bathroom for cleanup.

good thinkin homie //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sneaky.gif.7189749b3a3f769e8815b47e8ae87f88.gif

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

never been caught jerkin it well never did it at all in school but i did accidentally poo myself in class while trying to let a silent one out. wasnt gonna do anything about it till after class but as soon as i started to smell it i quickly fell to the floor and pretended to have a seizure to make it look normal.

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

never been caught jerkin it well never did it at all in school but i did accidentally poo myself in class while trying to let a silent one out. wasnt gonna do anything about it till after class but as soon as i started to smell it i quickly fell to the floor and pretended to have a seizure to make it look normal.

no you didn't

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

no you didn't

true but it sounded good for the moment

 

[WOT]

I do it at work.....

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Talk about a slap on the wrist.
We had a kid tell one of our teachers he wanted to **** her, and he was kicked out. Period. End of story.

That takes some balls and stupidity.

i got a buddy that jerked off on his senior trip flight, then shook the flight attendants hand when getting off the plane(no pun intended). his teachers called him the high jacker the rest of the year

lmao @ hi jacker

I beat it in 4th period history class in middle school by laying it between my leg and denim in my jeans, and slowly moving my leg several inches back and forth, surrounded by students. I excused myself afterwards to the bathroom for cleanup. Gota be smooth with that stuff. Can't just whip it out and bang it to cams.

wtf?

I would never be able to get off that way.

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

WTF is this, recovery mode month? Someone dropped off the face of the earth...or realized he needed to do schoolwork? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[edzy 10+ year member]

cool pics. Nice to see something diffrent. btw, if you go to a zoo we dont need pics.. Thats been covered all ready.

 

[roarzorz 10+ year member]

So did your c0ck look huge in his hand?

 

[SPLV 10+ year member]

So did your c0ck look huge in his hand?

ROFLCOPTER LULZ.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

 

[dcole18 5,000+ posts]

lawl

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]