why that was nice

[ctt0002 10+ year member]

i ate turkey watched **** and rubbed one out and showered and watched **** then my gf and the kids got home from grandmas so i stopped watching **** so i guess ill lift weights and shower and wait for the kids to fall asleep so i can bone my gf........

**** ur day was pretty much like mine except i don't have any kids.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

**** ur day was pretty much like mine except i don't have any kids.

i guess we are what they would call...............the man with the plan ??? as soon as i here the bmw start up and drive down the road its on bomchikawawa myself.......lol

 

[LiquidClen 10+ year member]

i guess we are what they would call...............the man with the plan ??? as soon as i here the bmw start up and drive down the road its on bomchikawawa myself.......lol

was that english?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

so some of u might know I went to china for thanksgiving... All I've got to say is WTF? It's a glorious mix of first and third world.. My luxury shopping centers next to shacks with chickens in the yards.. People on bikes on the freeway.. Fukking horses on the freeway.. OMG squat toilets... Fuked up food like bugs on sticks.. And mao is everywhere.. Will post more on mao when I'msafe back in a democratic country with free speech.. Pics when I get back and on a computer instead of iPod..

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

in.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

This reminds me of that one time, in 'Nam //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

 

[brtnboarder3241 5,000+ posts]

went back to school today... it sucks //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Proximity 10+ year member]

Japan wtfs are more wtf than china's wtfs

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

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nasty chinapeople.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

No fukkin way.. Tokyo is advanced and china is way behind.. It's like a weird mixture of kazakstan and Tokyo here..

I did a 6 mile hike up the great wall that was a ***** for an old alcoholic chain smoker like myself.. But cool.. Summer palace was cool.. It was also REALLY funny to go shopping with the girl I'm with.. I've never heard so many 'herro pretty rady' in my life..

 

[craigzter 10+ year member]

No fukkin way.. Tokyo is advanced and china is way behind.. It's like a weird mixture of kazakstan and Tokyo here..
I did a 6 mile hike up the great wall that was a ***** for an old alcoholic chain smoker like myself.. But cool.. Summer palace was cool.. It was also REALLY funny to go shopping with the girl I'm with.. I've never heard so many 'herro pretty rady' in my life..

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[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

the fake shopping centers are also crazy... They practically attack you.. Seriously hard to describe.. Almost like being *****.. They all yell at you and want to to buy their knock off polo shirts and diesel jeans.. Fukking nuts..

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

the fake shopping centers are also crazy... They practically attack you.. Seriously hard to describe.. Almost like being *****.. They all yell at you and want to to buy their knock off polo shirts and diesel jeans.. Fukking nuts..

kinda like gook carnies? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

right now I'm sitting in a hotel bat drinking and listening to cash's cover of closer by nine inch nails.. So weird...

The dinner I had tonight was top ducking notch... About 400 bucks US for two people but it was the type of place that refills your wine glass or water every one you take a drink.. We had three personal waiters.. One for drinks.. One for bringing food and taking orders.. One for clearing the crumbs after each course and emptying the ashtray after every smoke.. They didn't help anyone but us and sat watching us the whole time.. Kinds of creepy but would be crazy expensive in the US. Great food too.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

right now I'm sitting in a hotel bat drinking and listening to cash's cover of closer by nine inch nails.. So weird...

The dinner I had tonight was top ducking notch... About 400 bucks US for two people but it was the type of place that refills your wine glass or water every one you take a drink.. We had three personal waiters.. One for drinks.. One for bringing food and taking orders.. One for clearing the crumbs after each course and emptying the ashtray after every smoke.. They didn't help anyone but us and sat watching us the whole time.. Kinds of creepy but would be crazy expensive in the US. Great food too.