why that was nice

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

The South will welcome you with wide open arms. And I will never let anything happen to my faulky.

you really think so?

Maybe i have the wrong impression of the south.

I pretty much thought that the best possible outcome i could hope for if i ever visited or moved to the south would be a severe beating with the more likely outcome being death.

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

Why would that happen?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

You mean when i showed someone my balls, called them racist, then tried to trick them into a debate i didnt care about and switched sides often just to be oppositional, they would want to hug?!

That sounds rad.

Maybe i should just skip korea and move right into deer's house!

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Why would that happen?

you must be new here.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

Why would that happen?

He's black.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

He's black.

lawl..

As long as you don't do that to a true redneck faulky, you'd be fine.

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

He's black.

There's no blacks in Ms.?

Maybe i should just skip korea and move right into deer's house!

There will be happier endings in Korea. If your black you have to

forfeit 3/4ths of your penis at the border. New rules.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

lawl..
As long as you don't do that to a true redneck faulky, you'd be fine.

Well you certainly know how to make a faulker feel welcome.

That or you're just setting a trap and will hunt me for sport once i show up.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

There's no blacks in Ms.?


There will be happier endings in Korea. If your black you have to

forfeit 3/4ths of your penis at the border. New rules.

plenty of them, but they know their place in society unlike me who doesnt know when to shut up and fall into line.

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

plenty of them, but they know their place in society unlike me who doesnt know when to shut up and fall into line.

I wouldn't want you to fall in line. You've got a mistaken impression of

the South. There's asshats everywhere, no greater percentage in any

certain latitude.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

we're almost there.

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

20k?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

I wouldn't want you to fall in line. You've got a mistaken impression ofthe South. There's asshats everywhere, no greater percentage in any

certain latitude.

hmm. Ok.

I thought it was all rednecks who would probably kill me for my antics.

I sort of thought the same thing about South Dakota tho, but i was only partly right.

No one my age likes me really, but the old people at my work really like me.

Then again they only know the old people version of me thats nice and polite. Not the same faulker that appears here.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

20k?

10 pages!!

And we made it.

In a thread about penors.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

plenty of them, but they know their place in society unlike me who doesnt know when to shut up and fall into line.

That makes two of us. But when the black crowd at the bar starts giving me these long, hard, cold stares I tend to fall into line.