why that was nice

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Probably hundreds of times

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

I can't imagine beatin it at school or work. I'm just never that bored. Now if you're talking about in a dorm, make a new thread //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[PV Audio 5,000+ posts]

I got know shame I left a load in a urnial at a GM plant while I was contracted there. You are right, this is deffinitly a different sence to the whole thing when you are "on the clock" Also bent a co-worker over in the storage attic at a job once...Getting paid while getting laid! FTMFW!!

Um, there is no reference to a female in here anywhere.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

thanks

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

I never woulda serviced myself at my high school. I woulda gotten a disease if I even thought about pulling my dick out there. The bathrooms were hell holes.

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

I have thought about doing it...but im a chicken shit.

 

[dbolemiss 10+ year member]

bump for something i dont need but if you guys dont buy it I might just because its a good deal.

Free bump!!!!!!!!to prevent me from buying it,lol.

 

[LazyRider 10+ year member]

Bump for a good deal and good mp3 player

 

[dan7532 10+ year member]

The strangest place i've had *** was in the bathroom of a emergency room at the hospital.

Story time.

 

[dan7532 10+ year member]

When you work with ****ty girls for 10 hours straight, sometimes you just gotta go rub one off

if that ****ty means $lutty, why didn't you just bend one of em over?

 

[JediMentality 10+ year member]

if that ****ty means $lutty, why didn't you just bend one of em over?

I read that as $hitty lol.

I've never done it at either place, but I have gotten random hardons and wish I could of just whipped it out.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

yup

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

On occasion, after most people clear out for the day, I'll take a few moments in the handicapped stall at work if I'm feeling particularly randy. In middle school math class I was once able to rub one out seated at my desk, using the friction of my jeans and suttle leg-shuffling movements.

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

i think they must have done that for him.
I mean if they just sprayed some cologne on his pants and set it on fire he wouldn't have really even gotten burned.

I think they pantsed him, then doused his balls, then lit him on fire.

There might have been some molestation in there somewhere too.

Well, I guess as long as it was done prison style it was okay. Had it been ****, that would have just made the whole story that much worse.

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

Never have. I'm a screamer and would be an easy bust.