why that was nice

[Lingerfelt 10+ year member]

Hips wider than shoulders = vag

Really studied her eh?

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

Really studied her eh?

Why, yes, yes I did.

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

id hit it!

 

[TurdFergueson2 5,000+ posts]

boy or girl?

When in doubt...........Check the neck out. It's a chick.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Buh...

nG

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

get her number and tell her some big black dude want to meet her

 

[andrew2944r 10+ year member]

you people are no fun.
buy my tools.

$65 for Jig + shipping?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

How did you ********? i mean i know HOW to beat off, pretty good at that, but i mean with the roommate situation.

If i dont get a single room and have to live with someone i'm not sure how i'll pull the pud? Sometimes beatin off is the quickest way to get to sleep and everyone knows sometimes its a good way to start the day....especially when you wake up ready for the deed.

this pretty much goes without saying around here, i just feel like i should mention it for the newbs.....since is a serious question lets try to be mature and on topic.

thanks.

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

Bathroom?

 

[GearGuy2001 10+ year member]

Find a women?

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Serious question asking for serious answers. This thread intrigues me.

 

[boomzilla 10+ year member]

tell them your gonna punch your clown whenever you want to, and if they look theyre fags. if its a chick then have her do it for you.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Just yell 'The balls are coming out' and I am sure after the first incident you will have no problem getting some privacy //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

When I was in jail I used to in the corner and ******** (Granted there are cameras right on you) and after about the second time it did not seem awkward anymore //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

I also tried spitting on toilet paper and covering the camera but they came down with twist ties and and said they would hog tie me for an entire day if I did it again and to just handle my business because it was not something they were going to sit there and watch.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

tell them your gonna punch your clown whenever you want to, and if they look they're fags. if its a chick then have her do it for you.

great advice

Bathroom?

stalls would probably offer some privacy, but it would be hard to stand up or lay down without it being obvious. Plus I'm not sure i want to associate busting one with the smell of shit.

Find a women?

Well duh thats always the mission, but everyone fails sometimes. Unless you're paying a wh0re.

Serious question asking for serious answers. This thread intrigues me.

i figured it would. I'm sure this thread will help a lot of people. When people post about going off to college we can send them to this thread and find out so they dont worry about it all summer long.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

no one else uses it?