why that was nice

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Federal prison camp:

 

[528hz 10+ year member]

Badazz!! It does indeed look nice.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

the road i am on is a public road... running through a nice neighborhood..

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

its an old college campus.

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

*pokes RL with a stick*

*stares at RL*

*steps on RL*

*shakes his head and says "RL just don't move right"*

*points at RL and yells "NEWB!" and walks off*

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Idk but the grounds are super nice.

It even has an outside theater.. not sure what sort of plays they put on.. but i bet they are entertaining.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

they even pay for college in the federal prison.. iirc this one offers an accounting degree.

I suppose so that you can keep better track of your ill gotten funds when you get back out.

I was a little disappointed that i have to take out student loans to get my degree and they get one for being a criminal.

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[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

it certainly doesn't look escape proof, but i guess people just don't want to leave such a nice facility.

 

[IDSkoT 5,000+ posts]

Wow. I wouldn't mind going to that "federal prison camp". Seriously, that's nicer than my house. No wonder why they don't have tall fences and a lot of security... the inmates don't want to leave!

The only time they'd see crime is when their sentence was almost over and they realized they have to do some cold ish to stay there.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Well they did say that congress has forbidden them from replacing weightlifting equipment as it breaks.

They don't want them to bulk up in prison... so now they push cardio and aerobics.

They still have weights now, but who knows how much longer they will last.

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

man **** it im going now! free college and food plus rent and i get to work out sounds awesome.