why that was nice

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

how do you lose your *******?

A colostomy is a surgical procedure that involves connecting a part of the colon onto the anterior abdominal wall, leaving the patient with an opening on the abdomen called a stoma. In a colostomy, the stoma is formed from the end of the large intestine, which is drawn out through the incision and sutured to the skin. After a colostomy, feces leave the patient's body through the stoma. A colostomy may be permanent or temporary, depending on the reasons for its use.

then after that they would sew ur ******* closed..

 

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

I enjoy taking a nice putrid dump far too much to ever give up my *******.

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Definitely stick with my shaft.

Something to hold onto when I am bored.

 

[Hydrastas 10+ year member]

shaft for sure, if you lost the staff you'd have to put up with gettin the tip sewed back on.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I lost my appetite.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

weird to think that for the majority... their ******* means more than their balls...

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

If I had to walk around with the shit bag would it be as simple as popping it off and tossing it then putting a new clean bag on or would I have to clean out the shitbag each time?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i dont know.. thats a great question.

Regardless, i know they FUKKIN SMELL HORRID.. much worse than taking a dump...

some lady at a nursing home had one and it filled the entire place with the most wretched odor when they changed it.

Also what if you drank a bunch of cheap beer and at taco bell... you'd be very likely to spring a leak.. very bad... plus no beach for you!

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

 

[lookitsjim23 10+ year member]

sitting on a lawn ornament

 

[One Bad MOFO 10+ year member]

riding a jackalope

 

[JeepSound 10+ year member]

Just taking a friendly ride on the Easter bunnys retarded cousin?

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Making Popsicle, duh!