why that was nice

[Pootie 10+ year member]

If your balls haven't dropped yet can you still get kicked in the balls //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

One last story...

In highschool this new guy spouted off that he once let someone kick him in the balls for $5. I expressed to him that I would pay $20 to let 4 people kick him. He agreed and the hilarity persued.

Handed him the $20, HE IMMEDIATLY stuffed it in his pocket.

First guy up...bam kid hunched over in pain.

3 minutes go by and he says ok next...

Second guy up...BAM kid drops to his knees with tears...

5 minutes go by...in a skiddish voice...ok next.

Third guy up...BAM!!!! Kid drops and goes into the fetal position.

10 minutes go by and its my turn...

I walk up and just barely tap him. Everyone is PISSED that I didnt kick the shit out of him...

I simply said..."wait till he checks the $20 lol"

Kid was talking smack about how that wasnt shit so I told him to look at his cash.

He unfolded the $20 and it said..."Jesus saves" it was one of those fake $20s from years back with a religious message HAHA!!

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

If your balls haven't dropped yet can you still get kicked in the balls //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

what if a toe gose up in a little too far?? like a mangina...

 

[Bolognablake 10+ year member]

I've been smacked in the nuts a few times when I wasn't paying attention, never kicked.

I was giving a quick golf lesson to my brother when I took a club to the happies. I was down for at least 10 minutes lying in the grass.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

When I was in 3rd grade this bully pansed me over and over. Finally one day he pansed me and poped him right in the nose. He teared up and started crying... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

And then there was that one story about the bully that use to pants me...you'll have to search for that one. Look for my post about farting in face lol.

i have never been pantsed by a bully.. only my friends.. and i never pansted kids maliciously acting like a bully... i only pansted my friends... usually the ones who wore basket ball shorts or sweats...

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

it's one of those thing's you know has gotta ****, but witnessing it is too funny..

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

ask ur wife, she know's..

My wife wouldn't even say hi to a mormon, much less find out if he has balls or not.

I hate it when you're in the middle of freaky time and the womens puts her knee in the way wrong spot. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

The worst.
Does your wife laugh while you cry in pain too?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Until I threaten to retaliate, yes.

Little does she know you could never treat a peach that way.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Its probably been 15 years or so for me, a few attempted kicks but no successful contacts thankfully.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

do accidental hits to the sack count? if so less than 2 weeks ago.

i was carrying a chair and i tripped. the chair made this awkward spin and pegged myself in the sack as i fell. lawl, i felt dumb.

 

[goose5741 10+ year member]

I made a thread a year or two ago about my friend telling me he could kick me from ten feet away. I'm like the **** u can...right when i said that he flings his shoes off hits me square in the balls. Worst pain ever. I got him back a month later, frozen water bottle at close range, he was on the ground for a good 30 minutes. We called it even.

But sense then my balls have been safe, being outta high school helps a lot with the jimmy taps.

 

[goose5741 10+ year member]

oh yah in grade school we were playing football at the bus stop, i was in 3rdish grade and leveled a kindergartener on accident, felt terrible little kid started crying. Some 6th grade bish in these gay *** spice girl platform boots jacked me in the balls cuz she thought i did it on purpose. I'm prolly sterile from that episode!

 

[Pyro_By_Nature 5,000+ posts]

Last time I got kicked in the balls was in elementary school.