I'm sitting on my couch watching TV. Every fifteen minutes or so, an ad for the anti-genital herpes medication Valtrex airs.
As I watch the onslaught of Valtrex ads, it strikes me that that happiest, wealthiest, and most active people in America have itchy genitals and take the wonder drug Valtrex to keep them from itching too much.
Seriously.
Have you looked at these people with herpes?
They are handsome/beautiful, successful, well traveled, wealthy, and happy beyond all human belief.
Dam, I almost wish I had herpes.
This is at least one STD that looks like great fun.