why that was nice

[BreakingBad]

So when i went to the university of pittsburgh, this girl collette i knew went to duquense. We saw each other at a party one night off campus in oakland, and I ended up bringing her back to my house and ****ing her brains out:

surprisingly, the shit was tight as hell. good *** too. we all cant have 10s all the time!

only korean i ever hump'd

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

I'm thinking i really will go find out about going to Korea for a semester..

I dont know much about Korea except that a lot of the girls seem hot and that most Koreans seem really happy and excited.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Ive applied for a transfer there, but no luck so far //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Seoul?

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

Im 70% going this summer

but I can go for only a week or so

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

So sometimes, when i come in from outside and my balls are all cold and shrunken up next to me, I try to stretch them out a little and then they sort of start burning and turn all red.

Its hard to describe, about the best i can do is to say that they burn and sting. I'm not talking about on actual ball inside my sack, but the sack itself.

What causes this? Should i see a doctor? Does this happen to you?

THanks!

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

dude thats aids. your gonna die! but probably not. i have similar things to happen to me on my fingers when it gets cold they kinda do the same thing.

 

[babaganoush123 10+ year member]

omg.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

It only happens when its real old and my nutz are all shrunken up next to me and i grab them and pull on them to stretch them out a little. For some reason i dont like it when my balls are all pulled up tight.

 

[toolfan89 10+ year member]

thats why i had my sack pierced and have a 10 pound weight hanging from it to keep mine stretched out.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

I dont want to hurt my balls, i just dont want them trying to creep back up inside me.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

they won't

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

are you sure?

 

[newusername 10+ year member]

They crawl up to protect your balls and semen when they're cold. Don't stretch it out.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

They crawl up to protect your balls and semen when they're cold. Don't stretch it out.

True. It keeps the little faulktons alive. They get too cold... they get pulled in closer to your body for warmth. Too hot, your balls will sag to help them cool. Sperm cells are made in your testicles.