On a semi-unrelated topic, I heard on the radio today that Courtney Love stands to inherit in excess of $2 billion in assets from her mother's adoptive parents.
- Born into drug-addicted hippie family
- Mother's adoptive parents own billions in assets
- Mother's adoptive parents set up trust fund for her
- Lives off trust fund from age 15 on
- Grows up to become a drug-addicted stripper
- Somehow manages to marry a rich and famous grunge rocker
- Inherits millions after grunge rocker kills himself
- Makes millions off her dead husband after his death through record sales, notoriety, etc.
- Gains Golden Globe nomination by playing a drug-addicted stripper who marries a millionaire (A real stretch for her, I'm sure)
- Stands to make billions when mother's adoptive die
Now THAT is one lucky b*tch ...