why that was nice

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Hey man there isn't anything wrong with having drug connections.

Maybe they can broker a deal with Cartels and the Opium producers.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Do you ever wonder why liberals hate Christmas but love Halloween? I know the answer. Its because Halloween is a liberal holiday and it indoctrinates our children into liberalism.

How does Halloween indoctrinate our children into liberalism?

Well its quite simple. What do kids do on Halloween? They beg for a handout.

Instead of working hard, and buying their own candy, we teach kids it's better to just beg for a handout from strangers. We teach them that its better to let others work hard and then rely on them to fill our own needs, than it is to provide for themselves.

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

Epic Thread.

 

[Grinder1989 5,000+ posts]

Thats so **** true. Wow how sad.

 

[04_edge 10+ year member]

lol.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Nice interpretation.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

My life has been changed yet again. I fear you may change my life so many times that I won't ever figure out what my name is.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

In contrast, Christmas is a conservative holiday.

Christmas is about giving to other people. In order to do that you have to work so you have the money to buy presents. This teaches the importance of working hard.

Not only that, but kids know they have to behave all year to receive the reward from Santa. This teaches kids if they maintain self-control, they will be rewarded. This translates into teaching children that rewards are awarded to those who follow the prescribed path in life.

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

lol. awesome analysis.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

In conclusion, this is why liberals love Halloween and hate Christmas.

 

[azimuth 5,000+ posts]

liberals will eventually figure out a way to control halloween. every kid gets the same exact candy from everyone else as not to offend anyone.

 

[kickerlivinloud 10+ year member]

Wow, for once I happen to agree with Faulkton. This doesn't happen much....

Jon

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

i will preach faulktonism from now on.

i am a devout faulktonist