why that was nice

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Who wouldnt want to help this guy,

and his mom,

Are those the benficiaries or the participants? If the participants, can I reach "Ranger" or "Pioneer" status and get to view them?

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

i dont understand, how is this competition judged... amount of orgasm's? amount of semen collected?

this tag-team event, would be his mother helping the son and visa-versa?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Are those the benficiaries or the participants? If the participants, can I reach "Ranger" or "Pioneer" status and get to view them?

that is whosaywho? and his mom;; fortunately you can watch the action live if you are in SF, or via the web if you aren't.

Spectate Live!

You don't have to signup as a masturbator to enjoy the event. Come spectate! To find out more about the cost, rules of respect or to reserve a space in voyeurs land, visit our spectators page

Watch The Event On The Web

Not a San Franciscan local? Prefer to enjoy the event from the privacy of your own home? Watch the live feed from the web

It's all on the website.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i dont understand, how is this competition judged... amount of orgasm's? amount of semen collected?
this tag-team event, would be his mother helping the son and visa-versa?

Longest Squirt Distance New!

An area of the **** palace will be set up so that participants can compete for longest squirting/ejaculation distance. This will be a mixed gender event and whoever goes the fluid distance wins!

Longest Time Masturbating

How long can people **********? Well the current record is over 8 hours. Bend your gender expectations; that participant was 100% male. Winners will be awarded in as many gender categories as are appropriate.

Most Orgasms

Multiple orgasms aren't just for chicks. The **********-a-thon record for most male orgasms is 6! Of course, women are a little ahead in this game with a record of 49 orgasm in a single **********-a-thon event. Wow! Men, women and any other declared gender category will compete for their own multi-orgasmic titles.

Tag Team Fun

This is a tag team race like you have never seen. The no-touching-others rule is suspended while team tag each other for a place change in the ************ arena.

I predict this is going to become an important new strategy in large fundraising events.

 

[Intrepid Bass 10+ year member]

Do we provide lubricant? Or is that taken care of?

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

that is whosaywho? and his mom;; fortunately you can watch the action live if you are in SF, or via the web if you aren't.
It's all on the website.

I have to wait until I get home. I don't believe my employer will feel this is a worthwhile cause.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Do we provide lubricant? Or is that taken care of?

I think its BYOL

I have to wait until I get home. I don't believe my employer will feel this is a worthwhile cause.

Are you sure? I was thinking you should print off pledge forms from the website and post them around the office. I mean who isn't interested in helping these people publicly ********** for charity.

 

[Bloodstalker999 10+ year member]

Congratulations you have now lowered the ultra low standard of the lounge

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

The ladies on the bottom row look familiar. I wonder if they appear in ****?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

The ladies on the bottom row look familiar. I wonder if they appear in ****?

if not, they should.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

ATTALLA, Alabama (AP) -- Shoppers entering the Wal-Mart Supercenter here got a reminder not to try anything funny: Two shoplifters stood outside with signs reading, "I am a thief; I stole from Wal-Mart."

Attalla City Judge Kenneth Robertson Jr. ordered the two people to wear the signs for four hours each during two successive Saturdays.

"The only comments we've heard so far have been positive," said store manager Neil Hawkins. "Most of them thought it was a good thing."

One of the shoplifters, Lisa King Fithian, 46, wore the sign from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. to avoid a 60-day jail sentence. Another convicted shoplifter was at the store from 3 p.m. to 7 p.m.

Fithian maintained her innocence. She said her conviction was based on a misunderstanding: She said she was taking a $7 item to the service desk because it would not scan.

Outside the store, she said people who saw her wearing the sandwich board commented that the punishment was "cruel."

Hawkins noted how embarrassing it would be for the public to see someone who got caught shoplifting.

"Maybe they'll think twice about doing it," he said.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/LAW/05/07/shoplifter.sign.ap/

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I think it is a deserving punishment.

 

[Slowd N Throwd 10+ year member]

lol thats pretty good

 

[the727kid 10+ year member]

Just don't get caught, and if you run fast, it's not hard to out run wal-mart security.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

what i find most unbelievable, is that that is a female in the pic.

From the look of it i think her name used to be lance..