why that was nice

[SUB_URBAN 10+ year member]

this ill mitch guy can't be serious can he? this stuff cracks me up haha.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Im sitting at work bored out of my mind. I was so bored i went to the nurse and got a flu shot. Now my arm hurts. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

...and so a seed was planted

 

[davidfre21 5,000+ posts]

teh old

but pwnage none the less

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Oh man! Now why cant I think of shit like that? I would so pwn my ex. Oh well, thank god for the Mr. Smartiepants out there!

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[Satan]

Lol, pretty funny, i would have lmao if i saw that on the wall or something somewhere

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. - Police accidentally hit a ***** man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said.

Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, tried to run away when sheriff's deputies approached so one of them shot their Taser, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood. But one of the gun's prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, Chitwood said.

"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.

Miljour was treated at a hospital before being taken to the Lee County jail. He was charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051122/ap_on_fe_st/naked_taser

 

[Blados 10+ year member]

At least something touched his genitals.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

At least something touched his genitals.

lol.

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

Chitwood can't really be a real name, can it?

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

whats wrong with going around *****, askin girls to touch you?

 

[Raisedin305 5,000+ posts]

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[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

I bet that felt good.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

better then the kick he should've gotten