why that was nice

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

lol wtf
is ill mitch this dude with the blue headband in e1s avatar

Yeah that would be ill mitch. I remember seeing him a few years ago.. now it seems he is making a ca.com comeback.

 

[Rza 10+ year member]

A.Z.N. OWNS ALL

http://starterupsteve.com/swf/Asian.html

 

[ExS 10+ year member]

"I took this picture of my 2001 Integra Type R in my huge gargage. Unfortunately, this car only came in manual transmission. But that's ok because it makes me feel more manlier. I like to pull up to cars when there's a red light and rev the engine. The sound always unleashes my inner bad boy. I always burn the other car because of my excellent racing skills."

LOL!!!

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

Having no mustache made me feel less of a man.

hahaha

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Ill Mitch ownz!

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

Going so fast you can barely see me board

I go faster than a ranger ford

in Russia call me danger lord

come take a seat on my anger sword.

ILL Mitch > *

Go DL all of ILL Mitch's songs, you will be simply amazed at his lyrical prowess. No joke, others will vouch for that.

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

"Guy was rollerblading with radio playing song that go "woop there is". I ask if he fan. He tell me to shut F-word up. So I hit him a way he never do rollerblades again. He learn quick. Was bad day."

-ill mitch

 

[JAZN 5,000+ posts]

08-16-05

Went to a concrete pool to board. One girl she yell - I love you ILL Mitch lets make babies. She say this while smile but I dont know what is this because you cannot make a baby do anything. When I try to make a baby feed my fish baby eat fish food then pour out can on his head. I do many good moves at concrete pool but day was confuse.

01-06-04

To person who throw me a fruit to my helmet on street. I know color year and styles of saturn car you drive and I tell my probations officer what you look. If I catch you on the drive by my front I do you a serious danger and I can tell you "one thing" you don't drive thats "for sure". You crazy fan.

12-20-02

This message go to the guy who steal my phone card. When catched you get hit more hard than you ever think you could. Be watching for ILL I am coming.

His news is fuking hilarious.

 

[bimma85 5,000+ posts]

http://www.illmitch.com

what a gangsta

 

[Silver 10+ year member]

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

lol

After I rap, I am most happy

HAHAHAHHAHA

great thread

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Ill mitch has skills but dont underestimate the mad sexiness powers of the asian prince. Anyone with 100% tiger fur shirt pwns j00

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

Ill mitch has skills but dont underestimate the mad sexiness powers of the asian prince. Anyone with 100% tiger fur shirt pwns j00

Hello ladies!

check the sig //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:

dood i cant stop laughing

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Looking at the sweet stash'es they both have...is it possible ill mitch is the long lost son of the asian prince? Perhaps he knocked up ill mitches mom while touring russia?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

That night some princesses and I went out to see a meteor shower. It was cold out so all the ladies were gathering around me. Being able to vibrate enables me to produce extra body heat. Also, since I'm so sexy, they all wanted to be near me. It was very romantic. You can feel all the ****** tension in the air. It must've been a combination of my body heat and ****** tension that kept the princesses warm.

After the meteor shower, all the ladies wanted me to go with them in their room. The princesses had to sneak me in. I got in because I have ninja-like skills.